If you shoot 20 times, you ought to score. That's what I told him. Eat with your left hand -- your right shoulder has got to be tired. That's a lot of shots.

And he left all that he had in Joseph's hand; and he knew not ought he had, save the bread which he did eat. And Joseph was a goodly person, and well favoured.

If you masturbated with your left hand, would it be like being touched by a retarded person?

I shoot, I score. He shoots, I score.

There's another side of the story that ought to be told.

You have got to shoot, otherwise you can't score.