If you try to turn me against Lissa one more time the stories are going to be about you bleeding because I'll have ripped your throat out!

This was the kind of dress that changed the world. The kind of dress that started religions.

What are you? An after school special?

The incident with Dawn hadn't been one of my finer moments. I honestly hadn't expected to break any bones when I shoved her into a tree. Still, the incident had given me a dangerous reputation. The story had gained legendary status, and I liked to imagine that it was still being told around campfires late at night. Judging by the look on the girl's face, it was.

Gaining superpowers doesn't mean you know how to use them.

Those two were so in love and sugary sweet with each other that I felt like brushing my teeth after being around them.