If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do it.

Old age is no place for sissies.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of heroes and villains, the people you can bravo or hiss. There was a truth to them that all the slick credulity of today cannot touch.

[when told not to speak ill of the dead] 'Just because someone is dead does not mean they have changed!'

Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you keep making faces all your life.