If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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I want to get to the moon. I want to go to Mars.
DAVID MACKAY If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
AFRICAN PROVERB Mes poumons sont remplis de l'air pur
mon esprit est ouvert et libéré, la sérénité remplit tous...
JACOB MAHURIEN If you want a good education, go to private schools. If you can't afford it, tough luck. You can...
PAUL LEPAGE They go about 35 miles an hour. If you stay behind the plow, it'll get you where you want to go.
STEVE HAAG If you want to get along, go along.
SAM RAYBURN My personal advice is to go to school first and get a liberal arts education, and then if you want t...
JILLIAN BACH If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or suc...
BILLY ECKSTINE To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... Romance is like having to go through security at airports in order to get on the plane.
BOBBY W. MILLER There's an old African proverb that I have on my desk that says a lot about partnerships. If you wan...
PATTY STONESIFER Be who you want to be not what others think you should be.
BILAL SAIF I struggled to get through high school. I didn't get to go to college. But it made me realize yo...
S. TRUETT CATHY You don't get recognized that much unless you want to get recognized, like if you go to the fanc...
TRAVIS FIMMEL If you want to be different, if you want to be better than normal, then you must live differently.
CRAIG GROESCHEL You achieve nothing wishing to be trained. If you want to get better, go get trained
SOTONYE ANGA When you go to college, your NBA value seems to go down. You can't get better when you go to colleg...
LAWRENCE ROBERTS You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
J.D. SALINGER If you want to go east, don't go west
RAMAKRISHNA You don't go to an X-rated movie if you don't want to watch it.
ILIE NASTASE It all comes down to when spring training comes. Do you want to go or don't you? If you want to ...
CHILI DAVIS If you want to meet fish, you go in water, and if you want to meet birds, visit the sky.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO It's just like learning to drive. If you want to go forward, you put it in D. If you want to go back...
ERIN SULLIVAN If you don't know where you want to go, we will make sure you get there.
MICROSOFT SLOGAN TRANSLATED IN JAPANESE. You have to do this early. 'You want it so that when the child gets older, they want to go to the li...
DR. DAHLIA HALL You are not likely to get anywhere in particular if you don't know where you want to go.
PERCY H. JOHNSON If you want happiness for an hour -- take a nap. If you want happiness for a day -- go fishing. If y...
CHINESE PROVERB If you want to go east, don't go west.
RAMAKRISHNA Everyone said that if you want to be a real actor, go to New York. If you want to sell out, go to LA...
JENNIFER TILLY If you want to be an anthropologist, you need to study physical anthropology specialized in bones. I...
KATHY REICHS In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, yo...
STUART APPLEBY In Africa we having a saying, 'If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together....
ROBIN JONES GUNN Because if you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forw...
MORRIE SCHWARTZ My dad was a big Frank Zappa fan, so I remember listening to a lot of Frank Zappa. Girls do not like...
BILL HADER If you want to miss your crown, follow the crowd. If you want to wear the crown, go alone and be you...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR There are resources there that are set up for everyone to use. If you don't have 50 cents to buy a n...
JAMES WAGHORNE Don't ever give up if you still want to try.
Don't ever wipe your tears if you still want to cry.
Do...
OMAR ASHRAF EZZELDIN I have discovered in life that there are ways of getting almost anywhere you want to go, if you real...
LANGSTON HUGHES If you really want to cover the story, if you believe in what you're doing, you have absolutely no c...
LARA LOGAN If you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward. You want to...
MORRIE SCHWARTZ Whatever you want to do in the industry, do it on the smallest level at first. If you want to be a w...
IKE BARINHOLTZ IF" - I lie I am going to add the best features... the peoplea around = features will be taken to bu...
DEYTH BANGER My parents were the good parents that said, 'You should try and get a good job and go to college...
CAM If you don't want companies tracking you, don't go to the Web sites.
COLIN LLOYD If you want a decision, go to the point of danger.
GEN JAMES M. GAVIN If you want to fly on the sky, you need to leave the earth. If you want to move forward, you need to...
AMIT RAY You can have anything you want, if you go out and get it. If you claim it as your own. You have a ri...
DANIELLE STEEL Let your children go if you want to keep them.
MALCOLM STEVENSON FORBES Let your children go if you want to keep them.
MALCOLM S. FORBES You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas.
DAVY CROCKETT If you really want it, then go for it. GO! GO! GO!
SOTONYE ANGA If you're going to go into space, you have to have an objective, a mission. Where do you want to...
JIM LOVELL The Revenge and the Vengeance makes you to go forward and forward to do your work... This which was ...
DEYTH BANGER The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO If you want someone to help you heal then you don’t go to the enemy; you go to the one person that...
SHANNON L. ALDER Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN Don't try to go too fast. Learn your job. Don't ever talk until you know what you're talking about.....
SAM RAYBURN We need an equal opportunity society, one in which government does not see its job as picking winner...
BOBBY JINDAL If you want to win a race you have to go a little berserk.
BILL RODGERS If you want to be remembered as great, if you want to be a legend, you have to go out there every si...
J. J. WATT If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
OLIVER HERFORD If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
KATHARINE HEPBURN If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism
of one, go ahead, get married.
KATHERINE HEPBURN It's okay if you want to go. Everyone wants you to stay. I want you to stay more than I've ever want...
GAYLE FORMAN You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
MARK TWAIN If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples.
FRANCIS CHAN Corn is an OK source for ethanol. But if you really want to hit a homerun, you need to go to cellulo...
DANIEL KAMMEN If you want to launch big ships you have to go where the water is deep.
SOURCE UNKNOWN If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy
DALE CARNEGIE Help people get where they want to go and you'll end up where you want to go.
LORRIN L. LEE We have a policy, ... If you want to change the policy, go to the committee, go to the appropriate a...
ED OAKLEY If you want to feel good, you have to go out and do some good.
OPRAH WINFREY I would not want to see them sell at this price, ... I would want to see them get the company turned...
ALEXANDER PARIS I really want to go to college.
SAOIRSE RONAN Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything.
ERIC CARTMAN If you want someone to miss you, go secretly and spray your fragrance somewhere.
BLAKE LIVELY If you want a taste of heaven, you have to let go of everthing
JAMES DOWLER GOW Corn is an OK source for ethanol. But if you really want to hit a home run, you need to go to cellul...
DANIEL KAMMEN If you're going to go to the moon, you don't shoot the rocket right at the moon. You have to...
DREW HOUSTON If you want to see the real Pablo Escobar, go see a documentary.
WAGNER MOURA I really hope I can play at the next level. If I'm fortunate enough to play at Division I that would...
JAKE LOMONACO Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR You have to make the decision to let go of the past if you want to move forward.
BRYANT MCGILL If you want to be loved by everyone, don't go into politics.
TERESA HEINZ KERRY If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way...
DR. SEUSS I say we put a choice card in every veteran's hands to say, 'You choose.' You control yo...
DAVID JOLLY If you like something, rock it. If you want to rock a cape every day, go for it.
POST MALONE You can think whatever you want, do whatever you want. I'm going to just go on loving you, even if i...
RICHELLE MEAD You've got to always go back in time if you want to move forward.
SNOOP DOGG If you want to go 6 to 60 in 2.5 seconds, you would need 1,000 horsepower.
ASHLEY ELLOTT If you want to do something, go for it -you've got nothing to lose.
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FRANK ZAPPA Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
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FRANK ZAPPA Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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FRANK ZAPPA A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
FRANK ZAPPA Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
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FRANK ZAPPA Suggestions or comments on this site? Send an email -Frank Zappa.
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FRANK ZAPPA In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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FRANK ZAPPA I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
FRANK ZAPPA Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA No change in musical style will survive unless it is accompanied by a change in clothing style. Rock...
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FRANK ZAPPA Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going ...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to...
FRANK ZAPPA A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the a...
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FRANK ZAPPA Without deviation progress is not possible.
FRANK ZAPPA If we were the Monkees, we'd be ready by now.
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FRANK ZAPPA There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one...
FRANK ZAPPA Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
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FRANK ZAPPA It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner
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FRANK ZAPPA All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.
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FRANK ZAPPA I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out ther...
FRANK ZAPPA Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
FRANK ZAPPA The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable.
FRANK ZAPPA Jesus will think you're a jerk. And it would be true.
FRANK ZAPPA If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine- but to hang a...
FRANK ZAPPA No, I don't think people really give a shit about that (meeting one's maker) unless they're complete...
FRANK ZAPPA If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state
FRANK ZAPPA Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
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FRANK ZAPPA My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as f...
FRANK ZAPPA I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA I don't want to see any religious people in public office because they're working for another boss
FRANK ZAPPA Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but, the shit they believe has got their minds all shut
FRANK ZAPPA Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not
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FRANK ZAPPA The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on
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FRANK ZAPPA The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own
FRANK ZAPPA Do you love it - do you hate it? There it is the way you made it
FRANK ZAPPA too expensive and too violent.
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FRANK ZAPPA The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place ...
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FRANK ZAPPA People, wake up Figure it out Religious fanatics Around and about The Court House, The State House, ...
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FRANK ZAPPA Music is always a commentary on society.
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FRANK ZAPPA One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agre...
FRANK ZAPPA If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they'll murder you in your sleep
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FRANK ZAPPA Anything, Any time, Anywhere - for no Reason at All.
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FRANK ZAPPA The manner in which Americans ''consume'' music has a lot to do with leaving it on their coffee tabl...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rel...
FRANK ZAPPA I like to watch the news, because I don't like people very much and when you watch the news ... if y...
FRANK ZAPPA The United States is a nation of laws, badly written and randomly enforced.
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FRANK ZAPPA Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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FRANK ZAPPA There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the...
FRANK ZAPPA Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.
FRANK ZAPPA I'm vile and perverted.
I'm obsessed and deranged.
I've existed for years but very little...
FRANK ZAPPA Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
FRANK ZAPPA There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
FRANK ZAPPA Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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FRANK ZAPPA The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the po...
FRANK ZAPPA It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget ab...
FRANK ZAPPA Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have...
FRANK ZAPPA Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think,...
FRANK ZAPPA Jazz isn't dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is ...
FRANK ZAPPA Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA A true Zen saying: "Nothing is what I want.
FRANK ZAPPA May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?
FRANK ZAPPA I detest love lyrics. I think one of the causes of bad mental health in the United States is that pe...
FRANK ZAPPA For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywh...
FRANK ZAPPA The Ultimate Rule ought to be: 'If it sounds GOOD to you, it's bitchin'; if it sounds BAD to YOU, it...
FRANK ZAPPA The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everythin...
FRANK ZAPPA You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of...
FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANCIS VINCENT “FRANK” ZAPPA, JR. When we had to do book reports, I would pick a book that no one read and just make it up and turn th...
AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't comm...
AHMET ZAPPA I picked books by their covers - the worse the cover, the more I wanted to read it.
AHMET ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those are ...
AHMET ZAPPA I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
AHMET ZAPPA I collect things that just look retarded.
AHMET ZAPPA All the drawings are mine. Originally, the idea I sold to Random House was an illustrated recipe boo...
AHMET ZAPPA I would ask my parents something, but then go to my siblings. We were encouraged to bounce ideas off...
AHMET ZAPPA About the only thing that I'll probably end up doing is I made this amplifier with Peavey. It...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I really want younger audience members to see kids in their early 20's playing Frank's music...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Yes, but I view Frank's music as fully composed. In other words, the arrangements can work for a...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA There are so many things that are misunderstood or not recognized about my father's music becaus...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I miss my Dad. My Dad loved cheesy monster movies, so we'd have Godzilla movie marathons. Those ...
AHMET ZAPPA I didn't really hear any other music other than what my dad was working on until I was 12. My re...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I definitely have managed to overcome dyslexia now to become a fully functional human being but thin...
AHMET ZAPPA The music that is played on the radio all the time or written about in magazines has nothing to do w...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA We will have close to 3 months of rehearsals to learn about 30 songs. Frank usually rehearsed a band...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I would love to expose multiple younger generations to Frank's music. It's not an easy task ...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA My parents told us how they felt but never imposed their beliefs on us, although I appreciate I got ...
AHMET ZAPPA I think what my father appreciated was the science experiment of life. He had these kids, and they h...
AHMET ZAPPA I didn't read at all until I was 12. I just couldn't. It was too frustrating.
AHMET ZAPPA At 12 I dropped out of school but I had lost interest in it at a much earlier age. For me, school wa...
AHMET ZAPPA I've always wanted to have a book published - it was a dream of mine, but the thought of actuall...
AHMET ZAPPA The way this whole novel thing came together was, I sold them one bill of goods and then didn't ...
AHMET ZAPPA My father would often work all night and sleep during the day, so for us, dinner might be pancakes, ...
AHMET ZAPPA Just because something has tubes doesn't mean it's the best. I mean, tubes are obviously goo...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA There's no difference in a lot of people's minds between good musicians and popular musician...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I don't care about a social life.
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I know my name gets used illegally all the time all over the internet. You know, it is a trademarked...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA But the reality is when you write a song, you should be able to strip away all the instruments and j...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA And, you know, my dad would show me some things sometimes, but the best things that I got to do were...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA For me, the most difficult thing is that I am learning melodies on guitar from some songs whose melo...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Frank's bands could play the hardest stuff and make it seem like no big deal.
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I mean, no offense, but I don't really see why, like guitar players from Creed, or something lik...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA It was spontaneously composed as I was playing it. And then I added a couple of other overdub textur...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Music can be so disturbing and frustrating. I mean the business side of it. The actual making music ...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Well, Steve Vai joined my dad's band right around the time when I actually started playing guita...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA While it is true that Frank had a great sense of humor, he was also very serious about composing mus...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA I feel that through my father's music I've found my own voice in my own playing.
DWEEZIL ZAPPA The thing with food is that you can give 20 people the same recipe and the same ingredients, and som...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA Modern records are all made with virtually identical gear, software plug-ins and everything. Everybo...
DWEEZIL ZAPPA My Dad was so open creatively that I was off in search of black turtleneck bathing suits with long s...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I spent most of my life locked in my bedroom, miserable about my raging acne.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA Gag me with a spoon!
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked ...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.
MOON UNIT ZAPPA I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make brea...
MOON UNIT ZAPPA boys, girls and music . . why do they need gin?
FRANK Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
ANNE FRANK The best music happens when you have a personal connection to it. That same philosophy can extend to...
FRANK IERO I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I...
FRANK SINATRA The best revenge is massive success.
FRANK SINATRA Mobile video is now a reality and a force to be reckoned with. I think it is essential to think abou...
ZE FRANK I've been super impressed with what BuzzFeed has done on Facebook with inspiring list posts and ...
ZE FRANK We have this incredible ability to communicate with each other. I want to play around with it, see w...
ZE FRANK For some reason, we stopped getting gold stars at some age. It's time to bring them back.
ZE FRANK If you want to get into the creative world, you have to just keep flogging away even when nobody'...
ZE FRANK I consider creativity to be a more non-rational, subconscious thing. You have a relationship to your...
ZE FRANK YouTube has become more mature, both as a platform and as a community. So much content has been adde...
ZE FRANK I'm fascinated by simple joy.
ZE FRANK We can't all be like Ryan Seacrest... the perfect platform manifestation of a human. I don't...
ZE FRANK What better way to connect with people than by staring and talking straight at them? Don't blink...
ZE FRANK I'm obsessed with media and the way audiences can become creative participants.
ZE FRANK I've been fascinated by the Internet from the very start. In 2001, I had made a funny black-and-...
ZE FRANK In an ever-changing technological landscape, where today's platforms are not tomorrow's plat...
ZE FRANK Trust is a confusing thing. It seems so simple, but when you try to pin it down, it can be so elusiv...
ZE FRANK Anything that makes you feel the most alone also has the greatest power to connect you.
ZE FRANK Most of us yearn for really intimate, healthy, in-person relationships. People have a deep desire to...
ZE FRANK The naked mole is, like, the ugliest freakin' creature in the world. It is so radically, unbelie...
ZE FRANK When I was young, I had this feeling that there was this handbook that I had never gotten that expla...
ZE FRANK On street corners everywhere, people are looking at their cell phones, and it's easy to dismiss ...
ZE FRANK I studied neuroscience at the cellular level, so I was looking at learning and memory in the visual ...
ZE FRANK The story of technology seems to go up and then retract into simplicity again.
ZE FRANK I think this is one of the greatest gifts of this era: Because of the Internet, we can start to type...
ZE FRANK Let me think about the people who I care about the most, and how when they fail or disappoint me... ...
ZE FRANK A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the senten...
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