If you want to get rid of a doctor spouse, eat apple a day, coz an apple a day keeps all doctors away.

The facebook was responsible for his marriage and the same facebook was responsible for his divorce, so he always says that facebook hath given and facebook hath taken away, blessed be the name of facebook

“The memory, colored by ideas, emotions, thoughts, beliefs and perceptions and aided by the insufficient data, is a slender thread, holding which you cannot surmount the slippery mountain of past and reach the temple of truth.”

To err is human, to forgive is divine. I forgive the God for making this universe.

The problem with psychiatry is, it doesn't know what the problem is.

The whole universe conspired to fulfill his deepest desire to become a judge: now he judges the fights between his mother and his wife.