If you want to stay in the business then you've got to be a bit shrewd, haven't you?

You do get some weirdos, but if there are any nice people out there who want to write to me pleasantly, then they'll get a pleasant reply back!

I was a real rebel. I got expelled.

Just because you have kids doesn't mean to say you need time off. I have a lot of time off anyway. If I'm promoting my book, like, for the next two weeks, I'm flat out. But then I'm off again. And when you've got the next product, it's the same; you just condense it into a couple of weeks.

I don't really want to do topless stuff anymore.

All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.