If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

Any fool can make history, but it takes a genius to write it.

this woman is a genius in the day time and a beauty at night

Hablar es tener demasiada consideración por los demás. Por la boca mueren los peces y Oscar Wilde.

Oh bless Speranza, for giving her son such a preposterous name as Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde.