If you were my friend, I love you unconditionally. I like you the same way I like everyone else that's around me.

I'm going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But the U.S. fans will love you on Monday; if you lose, they'll hate you on Tuesday. If you win, it will be back to loving you on Wednesday.

I love you if you love me.

Netflix, I love you.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

I love you the more in that I believe you had liked me for my own sake and for nothing else.