If you were wondering about my culinary skills... I've been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings.

I remember an old catholic joke about a man who spent his whole life going to a church every day and prayed to the statue of a great saint begging "please, please, please, let me win the lottery." Finally the exasperated statue comes to life and looks down at the begging man and says "my son, please, please, please, buy a ticket." So now I get the joke, and I bought three tickets.

Someday you will miss today.

Don't Change So People Will Like You - Be Yourself and the Right People Will Love the Real You

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

If you're all wrapped up in yourself then you are overdressed.