If you would be loved, love, and be loveable

Trickery and treachery are the practices of fools that have not the wits enought to be honest

You may delay, but time will not, and lost time is never found again.

The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.

Reader, I wish thee Health, Wealth, Happiness, And may kind Heaven thy Year's Industry bless.