If you're a conservative, you think I'm Satan.

I think most people have that crazy uncle they sit at Thanksgiving dinner with: someone they disagree with politically but love them anyway.

Change is always something you have to go through.

I save all my good e-mails. Listen to this one: 'You liberals should be deported.'

I don't judge my effectiveness by how many words I say. I think liberals often see nuances in things... Conservatives tend to see things in black and white. It gives them an air of certainty and conviction that might make them more comfortable to watch.

People say to me, 'Why don't you fight fire with fire?' You fight fire with water, not fire.