Jo Brand
Related When you're a liar, a person of low moral fortitude, really any explanation you need to be true ... SAMUEL WITWER Whatever you wanna be, just, at the end of the day, if you're being a good person, which is not ... GNASH CAITLYN JENNER KEVIN GARNETT BLAIR UNDERWOOD Sometimes you're gonna write a song and it's not gonna be right from the beginning. And you&... BENNY BLANCO TRISHA YEARWOOD SEBASTIAN JUNGER CRAIG GROESCHEL CRAIG GROESCHEL JOHN MCENROE NEVE CAMPBELL Whatever it is you're doing, whether it's your career or a particular focus, if you're t... GRANT ACHATZ Do what you love to do and give it your very best. Whether it's business or baseball, or the the... AL LOPEZ GEOFFREY CANADA TOM WAITS If you're a coach, you've got to have a lot of confidence in what you're doing. Your ego... BUD GRANT GLORIA ESTEFAN MATTHEW PERRY There are two worlds out there - two Americas out there. If you're a white person, there's o... CLAUDIA RANKINE JEAN NIDETCH Sometimes you're not always on or at your best, especially during auditions. So if you go in and... JACK HUSTON Whatever it is, if you draw, you paint, you're a carpenter, you play football, the more you do i... TOM SIZEMORE Every third person in the world is a drama queen. And crying 'victim,' especially when you&#... JOHN MCWHORTER ASTRO It seems to me if you want something badly enough, whether you're a man or a woman, you'll d... AARON ECKHART A lot of women are in a crazy exercise cycle; they're so afraid they'll gain weight if they ... COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH MONICA RAYMUND RICK RIORDAN REGGIE WATTS BEN HOPKINS BRAD GORESKI SOPHIA LOREN GARY ALLAN You're definitely a different person at different stages in your life. BEN HARPER But in a tournament, you can be said in for all your money at any point so you can't make any mi... AL ALVAREZ Typecasting is an interesting thing because, in a way, if you're good at something, you're g... AARON TVEIT RON HOWARD If you don't have a voice that forces you back to basics, you're a dangerous person. Or to p... STEVE WYNN MALCOLM FORBES I've always looked at filmmaking as a lifestyle. There is no decision of when you go to work. It... BALTASAR KORMAKUR TODD RUNDGREN MATT DAMON ZACH GALIFIANAKIS FRANK PERDUE So when you're dealing with an existential threat like death or like climate change, if you see ... BOB INGLIS If you're a digital startup, building and highlighting your social proof is the best way for new... AILEEN LEE JASON BATEMAN At any age, we struggle with intimacy. When you're a kid, you think, 'I won't have that ... DAVID FRANKEL AMY SEDARIS EVE ENSLER STEPHEN SONDHEIM EVA AMURRI When you're playing music, say for instance, you're playing a part of the band and you'r... BILLY ECKSTINE A demon, in a way, is a test of your faith. Because if you're doing God's work, there's ... TROY POLAMALU When you turn up for work, especially with looking down the barrel of a show, you're hoping the ... RAZA JAFFREY I guess if you're a normal person and all of a sudden you're getting $10 million a year, it ... ANDREW BOGUT JON KATZ TOM BRADY If you're a short-seller, that's a cacophony of negative reinforcement. You're basically... JAMES CHANOS GINNI ROMETTY YEHUDA BERG ALEXANDRA STODDARD You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things r... VANESSA BAYER GAEL GARCIA BERNAL In Israel, if a person doesn't agree with you, she just says no. In Alabama, someone would say, ... ODEYA RUSH EDWARD HIRSCH AUDREY HEPBURN JAMES TAYLOR If you're a musician, you're a musician; you don't ever get that out of your bones. ALEX CLARE You have to also provide a video for it, look a certain way and big hair... If you're a woman it... ANN WILSON You're always asking yourself, are you doing the best for your child? And other parents let you ... TOM ELLIS PATRICK MACNEE JAMES BALDWIN If you're lucky enough to have a pretty girl love you and share herself and sleep with you, make... RIP TORN You don't have to stick with these recipes. They're guides. As I say, they're a way in. ... SALLY SCHNEIDER If you start writing to an audience you're talking down to them. I've never written for any ... MELISSA ROSENBERG CALVIN JOHNSON DAVID O. RUSSELL Kids will keep it real. If I've ever had in my life a great anchor, it's them. They get in y... LIONEL RICHIE Greatness and fiasco is the same. You're reaching for something just out of your grasp, and if y... NOAH HAWLEY FLIP WILSON SNOOP DOGG You never choose the way that you're raised, it's just the way that you were raised, but you... MIA WASIKOWSKA JOHN CUSACK If you're an impressionistic painter and you want to paint expressionism, you've got to chan... TOBIN BELL GIGI HADID The blogosphere is real, and it can be really harsh on fakes... so, if you're a phoney, you'... JASON CALACANIS KEVIN MITNICK GUY FIERI STEVE JOBS ROBERT DE NIRO Worrying about how you'll be remembered is pointless. Better to try to live your life in such a ... CHARLES CUMMING BIPASHA BASU In TV, when you're doing guest roles, you're gliding into a zone where people are already ve... STEPHEN ROOT Welsh is my mother tongue, and my children speak it. If you come and live in this community you'... BRYN TERFEL WARREN BUFFETT ZIG ZIGLAR KIRK HAMMETT KATE MOSS
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ALEX BRAND They've stressed on conference call after conference call the desire to be asset light, ... They fee... ALEX BRAND It blows my mind that a $25 billion dollar company is going public, ... It is truly incredible. That... ALEX BRAND I think FedEx over-engineers solutions in many cases. UPS doesn't see the need to have two separate ... ALEX BRAND [Either way,] someone has to get all that stuff to where it's going, ... It's already mind-boggling ... ALEX BRAND In terms of volume, they clearly have the time-deferred, small-package market cornered. Going public... ALEX BRAND They get the best of both worlds -- they retain the employee owned culture and they inherit a liquid... ALEX BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND March sales definitely exceeded all expectations and for the first time ever, total sales including ... BRAND PRETORIUS One solution is to search world markets for cheaper entry-level vehicles, with China an obvious poss... BRAND PRETORIUS McCarthy Limited has confidence in the future of the South African vehicle industry, and we expect m... BRAND PRETORIUS We believe that these facility developments will enable us to further enhance our service offerings ... BRAND PRETORIUS This new January record augurs well for the rest of the calendar year. BRAND PRETORIUS These results are a great achievement for Call-a-Car, and indicate that the consumer is becoming mor... BRAND PRETORIUS Modest vehicle price increases brought about by rand depreciation, the impact of local inflation, an... BRAND PRETORIUS Call-a-Car is able to cater to the needs and aspirations of emerging first time buyers who are looki... BRAND PRETORIUS There is still a lot of momentum in the market and we see no evidence of demand slowing down in the ... BRAND PRETORIUS South Africa is currently in the longest upward business cycle since 1945, having experienced 28 con... BRAND PRETORIUS To think at its best is to find oneself carried down the current of necessity. BRAND BLANSHARD When the man who knows all about the fruit fly chromosomes finds himself sitting next to an authorit... BRAND BLANSHARD Once the anchor of reason has been cut, one's craft may go anywhere. One may become a St Francis or ... BRAND BLANSHARD Shakespeare without Othello, Lear, Macbeth and Hamlet would be all too much like Hamlet without the ... BRAND BLANSHARD STEWART BRAND I really enjoyed it. I had a good time - every single day was fun and different. It has truly been a... CAROL BRAND Our roots are here and I love New England. CAROL BRAND They were all extraordinary people and they all really cared about the kids. CAROL BRAND Recent evidence suggests that chronic emotions and stress can predispose people to heart disease. Th... CAROL BRAND When I came to Harvard I had a specific plan which included overhauling the system here. PETER BRAND The government doesn't accept pleas from people without getting information against others. I don't ... STAN BRAND I am looking forward to further building the Getty's renowned collection and to further expanding th... MICHAEL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I used to fence and I really didn't care where I fenced. I fenced in basements. PETER BRAND For Jefferson and Liberty, OSCAR BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I didn't see the game, but I saw the highlights. It's still kind of incomprehensible to me. Eighty-o... ELTON BRAND and told him that this is the issue on the table; I don't know which way the vote's going to go. MYLES BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND This is absolutely satisfying. It's like vindication because we worked so hard and this organization... ELTON BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I don't see any funding on the horizon for a good number of years here. There's different ways to pi... JOE BRAND RUSSELL BRAND It was like a reunion. ELTON BRAND What's important from our point of view is that those who participate in intercollegiate athletics, ... MYLES BRAND When they were refurbishing buildings, they had no compunction about taking statues of a predecessor... PETER BRAND Life is how we perceive it...thus our philosophy is based on our humane perceptions of life. Sadly t... JOSHUA BRAND Life would become easier in a simple realization that everything works out in the end. JOSHUA BRAND The fall of relationships draws from assumptions, what is not known, and acceptance of what is not s... JOSHUA BRAND A night of solitude gives insight to a human mind surrounded in naivity and self infliction. Gives m... JOSHUA BRAND True happiness generates from suffering, as suffering gives away to the unnoticed and simple. Eyes o... JOSHUA BRAND Men share the characteristics of the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, as we are born and ... JOSHUA BRAND No one can be told to 'move on' when the one they love is gone, but instead to 'carry forward. JOSHUA BRAND When we smell blood, we need to just keep going and extend it. We let them stay in the game and scre... TYLER BRAND RUSSELL BRAND STEWART BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND I have read the articles, ... During the selection process, I talked about a whole range of issues w... MICHAEL BRAND RUSSELL BRAND STEWART BRAND STEWART BRAND RUSSELL BRAND Once she knew my feelings about this issue, given my criminal justice background, then the e-mails s... LEE BRAND To say that a person would be allowed to barbecue two different dogs, two different occasions and no... LEE BRAND I can tell you stories, horrendous stories especially with sex offenders and the things they have do... LEE BRAND The first time that a person commits certain crimes against animals, it will automatically be consid... LEE BRAND There's no felony provision in Kansas. I assumed like many other people do that because Missouri and... LEE BRAND I can still see that dog. I still have nightmares about that night. LEE BRAND Mike Miller brings a lot. He can shoot the ball, rebound well. The intangibles are there for Memphis... ELTON BRAND It's been tough over the years, so to be here in this position feels good, but we have a lot more to... ELTON BRAND We have a winning record and that is a big thing for us. It feels good, but we still have a lot more... ELTON BRAND We tried to take them out early. This was a must-win for us. ELTON BRAND Without a doubt, the swagger level goes up, ... Sam Cassell has been talking trash as soon as he cam... ELTON BRAND Being at .500 on the road is a big deal for us. ELTON BRAND We were last in three-point field goals, and that makes a big difference in wins and losses, ELTON BRAND He really knows [Argentina], and he's brought it up two or three times. He brings it up in the conte... ELTON BRAND It was our getaway game, so we wanted to get this victory. ELTON BRAND To have Corey back ? that's exactly what I'm talking about, ELTON BRAND We're 5-1 but we're not happy. We didn't play to the best of our ability. ELTON BRAND It helped them that they had a lot of fresh bodies. ELTON BRAND We definitely kept him in check. ELTON BRAND Whoever we get in the next round, we'll be ready, definitely. ELTON BRAND Somebody said he did it in college. They had tape. ELTON BRAND It's just a great feeling. ELTON BRAND There's a feeling of excitement, and a little bit of the unknown. ELTON BRAND It was pretty, and then it got ugly. It was a long time coming, and it was an important win for the ... ELTON BRAND It means a lot, from our management all the way down to the ball boys. Even though it's just one gam... ELTON BRAND That's something they have to deal with. My focus is on our team right now. ELTON BRAND Our goal was to clinch a playoff spot. To be up four points with less than two minutes is disappoint... ELTON BRAND It's disappointing, but we'll bounce back. I'm very optimistic. As a team, we didn't shoot well. Per... ELTON BRAND There's some players out there who are very deserving, with more wins. And that plays into it. If we... ELTON BRAND I expect a hard-fought series from Denver. We got home-court advantage, and that should help. The Nu... ELTON BRAND They're a good team. We're expecting a battle. We're going to try to limit them with their fast-brea... ELTON BRAND RUSSELL BRAND This could be bigger than anything we've dealt with before. CHRISTOPHER BRAND Most men live like raisins in a cake of custom. BRAND BLANSHARD RUSSELL BRAND The referees blew the whistle a lot. Anthony got to the line a lot. Our guys on our team got to the ... ELTON BRAND I'm sure she's hugely proud. She made a huge contribution to the project. It's a sad situation for M... MICHAEL BRAND The patterns (of the virus) in Asia right now would not suggest that it would come over to North Ame... CHRISTOPHER BRAND Let me call that athletic looting, to be provocative, ... and we won't stand for that. MYLES BRAND I don't like that, either, MYLES BRAND [What he said to his audience about poaching on Tuesday was this:] Let me call that athletic looting... MYLES BRAND I'm really surprised there's any objection, MYLES BRAND North Carolina will have an APR above 925. MYLES BRAND The first priority of those schools caught in Katrina's path is the students, staff and families who... MYLES BRAND We have resolved all differences. We found a way to go forward. This is a significant agreement. MYLES BRAND That rule is due to be considered by the NCAA through its normal governance process over the next th... MYLES BRAND It's not about an effort to be politically correct. It is about doing the right thing. MYLES BRAND It probably will be spread by one that isn't killed very easily by it. CHRISTOPHER BRAND I have sometimes wondered why Jesus so frequently touched the people he healed, many of whom must ha... PAUL BRAND There are certain boundaries you do not cross, and I saw her crossing those boundaries. LEE BRAND
I learned that the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to work hard at it. Whether you... 
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I heard we'll get you a pass because we know you're married to a black woman. You're mar... 
If you're doing this because you feel like you have a burning desire to do it, then you'll f... 
If you get an infection, you get a fever; the fever is your body dealing with the infection. If you ... 
If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... 
What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? 
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You're being cast for your acting ability. It's not based on the way your body functions. If... 
Convincing people to give your way a try will work if you neutralize - and sometimes you have to cau... 
When you're writing, you're conjuring. It's a ritual, and you need to be brave and respe... 
All I tell artists is, 'Do what you love. Never let anybody talk you into changing what your mus... 
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you w... 
If you're going to lose weight, you have to do it by changing your way of thinking about food. I... 
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Little white lies are part of everyday life. If you're in court being charged with a felony, you... 
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I compare a lot of life to looking at a map through a straw. The less ability you have to see life i... 
If you listen to PWR BTTM, or to Gloss, If you look at me on stage, it can make you feel less alone.... 
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You have to be born a sex symbol. You don't become one. If you're born with it, you'll h... 
If you're truly in a band and you guys have been together for a long time, there's a family ... 
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If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it. 
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That's the way this business works: if your movies do well at the box office, you will be offere... 
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, '... 
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My parents have always said, 'You'll be so unhappy if you're no more than your career, t... 
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A home should be an intimate autobiography of the things that you like. One of the things I'm so... 
Life certainly points it out to you - 'you can go this way or the other way.' You have to de... 
You're trying to write about something that's sacred. You're trying to bring the serious... 
Actually, you have to be a little bit in love with your leading man and vice versa. If you're go... 
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The very first thing you learn if you're a gentleman is that you never compare one woman to anot... 
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I'll work with a director if I think I'm going to get into a comfortable situation, and if i... 
I have always believed that if you need to take your clothes off to get your man, you've begun t... 
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You can be a pretty face, but if you're not a nice person, it just doesn't work. I'm not... 
Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired. 
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I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I wa... 
I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people thi... 
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When fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start
doing it right away. 
Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother you... 
Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud. 
If you on't like bacteria, you're on the wrong planet.