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MEHMET MURAT ILDAN Search and find out what you are meant to do in this life, when you find it, do it SOTONYE ANGA People are always judging you based on where you're from, where you went to school, how you look... ANDRE CARSON In order to honor God with your wealth, you first have to admit that you are rich. Most people won't... CRAIG GROESCHEL If there are people you haven't forgiven, you're not going to really awaken. You have to let... ECKHART TOLLE I've learned that maybe sometimes it's better to show people who you are and what you are th... TINA MAZE You don't want people who have never had to deal with adversity - you want people who have been ... LINDA RONSTADT No matter who you are, no matter what you're going through, God knows it. He is with you. He is ... NICK VUJICIC Conferences are really like parties, and an A-list party is one where A-list people are in attendanc... 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The consensus being that people are just gonna f... LARISA OLEYNIK If you don't embrace who you are and accept who you are, you won't be able to live a happy l... CIARA Surround yourself with good people. People who are going to be honest with you and look out for your... DEREK JETER If you're going to change things, you have to be with the people who hold the levers. RUTH BADER GINSBURG People are who they are and, try as you might, you cannot make them be what you want them to be. LEILA SALES You may be rich, but there is one thing you can't afford - that is, if you are a good sort - you... ROBERT BADEN-POWELL What can you do? You're never going to be - I'm sure there are people out there who think Ci... KATEE SACKHOFF You have to be the one promoting yourself. If you don't think that you're worthy, you're... MISTY COPELAND I think people understand that if you're going to have a successful economy, you need people'... JUSTIN TRUDEAU It's a small world. No matter what the circumstances, be nice to everyone, as you never know who... ELLA EYRE If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don&... JOHN KRICFALUSI Most people who make threats don't follow through. The most dangerous people are often those who... SUSAN ESTRICH There are times when what you do will be mysterious to everyone... times when you have to change dir... JEFF BUCKLEY Who are you?” I asked. “Are we playing that game again?” she asked me with a nice smile. ... NICO J. GENES But I don't know if people are meant to be together. You have to have a lot in common, choose we... CLAIRE DANES I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who ... JULIA ROBERTS The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you. You're in a conversa... AL PACINO You can't intellectually purge yourself of who you are. Whatever that is, it's going to come... STEVEN SPIELBERG When you're the object of everyone's affection, make no mistake about it: you are an object.... JENNETTE MCCURDY If you walk into a room and one hundred people say, 'You are a lovely, beautiful person', wh... JOAQUIN PHOENIX They're trying to tell us that we're not right, so we have to buy their products. The number... NAOMI JUDD I don't even think places like the National Youth Theatre (NYT) are necessarily about wanting to... ASHLEY JENSEN Life is going by, and if you don't do something about your dreams and make them a reality and st... ELLEN GREENE Wherever you are, be all there. CRAIG GROESCHEL To be honest, we have no control over what's going on with a movie, much less what people are go... MIKE MILLS If you are going into any manufacturing establishment, don't go there by reason of any influence... CHARLES M. SCHWAB Work hard. And have patience. Because no matter who you are, you're going to get hurt in your ca... RANDY JOHNSON You go to Paris, or you go to Portugal, you go to Poland, and you ask, 'Who are you people?'... ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working. DANA PLATO You have to realize that the customer really is king. People who go into more established businesses... FRED DELUCA We have over an hour of footage with Ken Marino. Same with Kevin Smith. Because you never know, when... LAUREN MILLER To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR By the time you're 30, you know who you are inside. You learn to laugh at things you can't c... KAJOL As a young man... you don't know anything about yourself. And add on to that, you're on the ... ETHAN HAWKE You have to be vigorous. That's the only way you are going to get it because everybody has dream... NICK CANNON If you know who you are and know that you live to achieve goals in keeping with who you are, it does... SUNDAY ADELAJA I am who I am. U r who u r. Be who u r. Don't let nobody tell u different. TOMMI POLO You want people who choose to follow because they genuinely believe in ideas, not because they'r... ADAM GRANT Quiet people, people who aren't given to emotional outbursts, people who are economic with words... DAMIAN LEWIS When you put your total faith in God, no matter what happens, to a person who's a true believer,... JIM BAKKER Yeah, but if you're not doing what everyone else is doing then you're going to be misunderst... KID CUDI There's always going to be someone out there... who doesn't believe in you or who thinks you... JIMMY FALLON If you don't have that vision for the end goal, you have no clue where you're going, and you... J. J. WATT You have to be you. You can't be anybody else. If you speak loudly, and people tell you to speak... MARIO TESTINO Confident people, who understand comedy, improvise so much better than people who are scared. You ca... 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You make an ass out of you and me be... ELLEN DEGENERES The problem with labels is that they lead to stereotypes and stereotypes lead to generalizations and... ELLEN DEGENERES I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had... ELLEN DEGENERES Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain. ELLEN DEGENERES That's what life is all about. There's a lot of crying. So you'd better cry now and get used to it. ELLEN DEGENERES The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head. ELLEN DEGENERES I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and list... ELLEN DEGENERES [• Ellen DeGeneres , who was praised for her graceful performance as host of the Emmy Awards that ... ELLEN DEGENERES We'll go see some theater, and we'll hang out and do some stuff there. We'll go to clubs, ... Ellen ... ELLEN DEGENERES I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''... ELLEN DEGENERES I feel sorry for the newscasters you know? We can turn it off. But that's their job and they have to... ELLEN DEGENERES "I'm feeling so good. I feel like a million bucks. I'm focused, I'm alert, I'm zippy and top of my g... ELLEN DEGENERES Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not... ELLEN DEGENERES You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress. ELLEN DEGENERES "I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises." ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, ... ELLEN DEGENERES Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that... ELLEN DEGENERES Hello?..Oh, hi Tom. Ooh, I've been dying to see that movie...Mmm no, I just opened up some yogurt. I... ELLEN DEGENERES It's definitely a heterosexual feeling, but it's directed at you. ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old w... ELLEN DEGENERES I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from...... ELLEN DEGENERES Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up ... ELLEN DEGENERES The first house I bought was a little Spanish bungalow on Clinton Street in West Hollywood, right be... ELLEN DEGENERES I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave ... ELLEN DEGENERES It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school. ELLEN DEGENERES I just like observing people - it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got re... ELLEN DEGENERES Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year... ELLEN DEGENERES Anne wrote it for me and directed, so I was stuck with it, ... We always got along. It's almost gros... ELLEN DEGENERES New Orleans is my hometown, and our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected. ELLEN DEGENERES I've been trying to find women writers for my staff for a while now and I have three women on my... ELLEN DEGENERES In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There w... ELLEN DEGENERES I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot. I've started a record label, so I get to nurture new ... ELLEN DEGENERES I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day. ELLEN DEGENERES I've moved about 10 times over the past 15 years. I don't move for the sole purpose of getti... ELLEN DEGENERES The first time probably people really were aware of me, I unfortunately had the title of Showtime... ELLEN DEGENERES Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses,... ELLEN DEGENERES Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe's way of saying stop, slo... ELLEN DEGENERES Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen ... ELLEN DEGENERES Our attention span is shot. We've all got Attention Deficit Disorder or ADD or OCD or one of these d... ELLEN DEGENERES You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She... ELLEN DEGENERES I would love to have the same rights as everybody else. I would love, I don't care if it's c... ELLEN DEGENERES I'm grateful for everything. I'm grateful for my health, and I'm so grateful for the lov... ELLEN DEGENERES I say always follow your passion, no matter what, because even if it's not the same financial su... ELLEN DEGENERES There would be nothing to get me to run for president. I don't even understand how anyone would ... ELLEN DEGENERES