If you're going to exude naivete, you can't really... walk out there like it's a Sting show. You can't be that well put together and then have this kind of innocent bravado.
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Related If you're gay and you can't hold hands, or you're black and you can't catch a taxi, ... TONY KUSHNER Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don&... ANNE ROBINSON It don't matter if you put 'The Dance' out, or any old George Strait song. Someone is go... THOMAS RHETT If you're going to have a satisfactory standard of living, you're going to have to be compet... BOB MCNAIR You can't be afraid to put out a fire if you're a fireman. You can't be afraid to be a p... DUANE CHAPMAN You can't be like, 'Alright, I'm going to make this viral!' You just put stuff out t... CAMERON DALLAS There can be a lot of mind games going on between the players. When you're about to serve, peopl... RAJIV OUSEPH Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn'... BILLY GARDELL You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get... JOAQUIN ANDUJAR If you don't have a tonne of optimism, you're not going to make it... you won't be able ... ASTRO TELLER It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to... KARL PILKINGTON If you're going to be part of a nationally televised show that airs live and do sketches that ha... CASEY WILSON Opera is full of trappings that make us go away from being human. You can't let them do that. Yo... CHARLES NELSON REILLY I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX It's interesting how we often can't see the ways in which we are being strong - like, you ca... LENA DUNHAM The entrepreneurial instinct is in you. You can't learn it, you can't buy it, you can't ... ALAN SUGAR Well, you can't be trying to achieve success of any kind in this business without accepting that... JENNIFER GARNER You have to show violence the way it is. If you don't show it realistically, then that's imm... ROMAN POLANSKI What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things thro... LEWIS BLACK You can't try to be somebody you're not; that's not style. If someone says, 'Buy thi... IRIS APFEL But I don't know if people are meant to be together. You have to have a lot in common, choose we... CLAIRE DANES I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you... BEN STILLER So you don't speak English, you have no ID, you can't tell where you're from... that'... JOE ARPAIO You can't predict a show, that is the damndest thing, you can't predict if a show is going t... AARON SPELLING So much of Hollywood is this kind of overly machismo, nonsensical view of masculinity, which I just ... JOE CARNAHAN Nic's Charlie is something very particular. You can't really put them together. It's a p... TILDA SWINTON I don't care what you're playing. You can be playing EDM music. Well, guess what? That came ... BRITTANY HOWARD Some days you feel like this is really going well. You can tell. Other days, you're just drawing... PAT OLIPHANT There's this inherent screenplay structure that everyone seems to be stuck on, this three-act th... CHARLIE KAUFMAN Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON We make music for a living. Like I've always said, if you like what you're doing, you're... EDDIE VAN HALEN But I've really learned you don't have to fit in. No matter where you go, you're always ... JENA MALONE When you're writing non-fiction, you go as far as you can go, and then ethically you have to sto... GERALDINE BROOKS Always just remember that you can never know all; you're always going to be learning; there'... IAIN DE CAESTECKER There's a couple of movie parts that I can't remember. There was always something kind of lu... CRAIG ROBINSON We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go skiing, do y... DAVID HYDE PIERCE My favorite part of a roller-coaster ride is when you're going up and you're slightly scared... GINA GERSHON I don't think you should try to be anything you're not. If you're not smiling all the ti... ELLE FANNING You can't wait for someone to give you a show. That can't be the first time you're writi... REBECCA SUGAR You can tell if there's magic in something. When you start it, you want to finish it and you wan... HALSEY I don't think that you can invent on behalf of customers unless you're willing to think long... JEFF BEZOS If you want something that's going to provide you with a lot of challenges and a variety of diff... MICHAEL P. ANDERSON When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go. RACHEL DRATCH You can't tell stories and really walk in someone's shoes and not have a love for them, even... SHONDA RHIMES If you work hard and perform well, it doesn't matter whether you're 20 or 40. People are goi... COLIN KAEPERNICK No matter how much success you're having, you can't continue working together if you can'... MATT CAMERON It's the big question of every TV show, right, where you have these two people who it's clea... PATRICK J. ADAMS I think it's still kind of weird to memorize a line, because you're supposed to 'be'... AMY SEDARIS If you're doing a prison show, HBO is the absolute best place in the world to be doing that beca... J. K. SIMMONS There's just something about youth and comedy that go together. Maybe it's that foolishness,... JOE FLAHERTY I'm just going to be myself; there's no reason for me to try and go out there and put a cert... PAIGE VANZANT A lot of people said this was impossible. 'You can't build biotech for $50,000. You can'... ARVIND GUPTA I think to this day, 'Superman/Wonder Woman' is probably one of the trickiest things I'v... CHARLES SOULE I think if you're good and you can persuade people you're going to be able to do that role a... ALEXANDER SIDDIG There's many things that you can do with your life. It doesn't necessarily - I think if you&... CATE BLANCHETT You meet your soulmate, and you're like, 'Well, this is it. This is the feeling of falling i... BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD I'm from the South, where if you walk down the street and there's somebody behind you talkin... JOHNNIE COCHRAN Either you're this, or you're that: either you're - if you're a Pakistani, you'r... MIRA NAIR If you can't stand a little sacrifice and you can't stand a trip across the desert with limi... ROSS PEROT With any novel that you begin, you can't foresee how difficult or easy it's going to be, and... JANE SMILEY When I came out, I found I hadn't been born with the right genes. It's quite brutal. If you&... JOHN GRANT My favorite thing about decorating is mixing different periods and styles. If you have something tha... NATE BERKUS War's not black and white; it's gray. If you don't fight in the gray area, you're go... MARCUS LUTTRELL If you come out of the gate with a finger pointed, then you really aren't opening the door to an... OCTAVIA SPENCER And it is very sexy as well: somebody says I'm taking you on a surprise date, you don't know... EMILY WATSON You can't delete racism. It's like a cigarette. You can't stop smoking if you don't ... MARIO BALOTELLI It's hard to tell with these Internet startups if they're really interested in building comp... STEVE JOBS I think that one of the things that we have to recognize is that the longer somebody doesn't hav... KEVIN HASSETT I love to cook. I'd hoped by now I'd have a big loft. I have this fantasy that between 12 an... CARA BUONO Usually, someone who's in a show gets me a ticket. I feel cornered. I can't walk out if I do... UTA HAGEN It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON I love how, when you're a teenager, you're really opinionated, you're really right, you ... MAGGIE CAREY I'm a big fan of 'Glee.' I think it's really smart. And I think it's well-timed.... CORY MONTEITH If you want to appeal to everyone, you can't do a world tour and expect black people to show up ... KEVIN HART I'll tell a young kid in a minute, 'If you don't know how to read, then what good is try... RAEKWON You have to feel confident. If you don't, then you're going to be hesitant and defensive, an... CLINT EASTWOOD My first 'Tonight Show' was just one of those things - I mean this seriously - a cosmic, mea... GARRY SHANDLING You know what's funny? There's times when you catch a ball and really didn't even see th... CALVIN JOHNSON People think that if you've written a book and somebody's given you a pat on the back then, ... BARRY LOPEZ I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do th... DON YOUNG I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until y... NATASHA LEGGERO If you're really a rapper, you can't stop rapping. ICE T The struggle isn't just about being straight or gay or transgender - it's a human struggle. ... BOY GEORGE In piano, if you try to force hitting this key and that key, it's very broken. It's not pret... MIRANDA LEEK I've pretty much accepted the fact that you're going to meet ignorant people, and that's... HASAN M. ELAHI It's really kind of hard to be a suburb of nothing. If you don't have a downtown, you really... ED MCMAHON As a standup comedian, you have to develop a sense of fearlessness. It's really important for yo... JOHN DIMAGGIO I really can't blame anyone but myself, because I didn't have to deliver the album. But when... PRAS MICHEL I learned that if you're going to be a troublemaker, you don't want a ton of witnesses, beca... NATASHA LYONNE There's nothing women can't do. There's absolutely nothing we can't do. We're fa... BETTY WILLIAMS People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing.... 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HOLLY BLACK I would remain nearer you for what time there is." "Gone in one faerie sigh," she quoted.... HOLLY BLACK All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew. LEWIS BLACK If you really think there's a Santa, why don't you sit on the front steps all night in the freezing ... LEWIS BLACK No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court." "Well, I'm not, he dumped me." HOLLY BLACK Curiosity could be almost as powerful as desire. SHAYLA BLACK I want you to give all these chiefs of the soldiers here to understand that we are for peace, and th... BLACK KETTLE We all wind up drawn to what we're afraid of, drawn to try to find a way to make ourselves safe from... HOLLY BLACK If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached ... LEWIS BLACK They told me I had been sick twelve days, lying like dead all the while, and that Whirlwind Chaser, ... BLACK ELK You're yourself," Tana said, grinning. "More purely yourself than anyone I know. And if you can't se... HOLLY BLACK No matter what we're trying to accomplish in life, or what career path we're trying to take,... LUCAS BLACK Because they could not determine when they were going to be clear to land, it made no sense to conti... ANTHONY BLACK I would attribute it back to a lack of strong demand. ANTHONY BLACK From a Salt Lake standpoint right now, you guys have gotten a number of new flights over the past ca... ANTHONY BLACK Delta has identified Orlando International Airport as an airport where we lease more space than is n... ANTHONY BLACK Acts of God. That doesn't mean they won't, but they're not required to. ANTHONY BLACK There will be no non-stop service to Cincinnati from Montgomery. ANTHONY BLACK We should be back to normal operations from a Katrina standpoint sometime Thursday. ANTHONY BLACK While Delta remains open to reaching consensual agreements to achieve its necessary pilot cost reduc... ANTHONY BLACK It's part of our overall efforts to restructure our costs and to get them in line with our operation... ANTHONY BLACK The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn i... LEWIS BLACK It's still too early to be able to say when he's going to be back playing. ALEX BLACK We've had quite a few discover the wonderful reality to why shaving helps so much. It not just for t... ALEX BLACK He is not letting the situation get him down and he is already determined to get back on the pitch a... ALEX BLACK I think Alan just wants to say that the treatment from Liverpool and all the Manchester United staff... ALEX BLACK Alan said when you look down and see your foot in that sort of condition your priorities suddenly go... ALEX BLACK Grandfather, Great Spirit, once more behold me on earth and lean to hear my feeble voice. BLACK ELK It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursui... LEWIS BLACK I love books and the latest autobiographies. I'm a Gemini and love being with people, but then a... CILLA BLACK I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. LEWIS BLACK Perhaps the gravest under-publicized atrocity in the world is the persecution of Christians. CONRAD BLACK I was one of those little girls who practiced signing autographs since I was 5 years old. REBECCA BLACK Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a ho... LEWIS BLACK I humbly apologise for reality Television. CILLA BLACK I'm apolitical. Where all that Conservative business came along from, I don't know. CILLA BLACK I am falling apart. My hand is falling apart. I can't shake hands. I had arthritis, and I had an... CILLA BLACK You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned. LEWIS BLACK Someday I would like to be the kind of writer who barrels through a draft, but I can't even seem... HOLLY BLACK The Founding Fathers gave the free press the protection it must have to bare the secrets of governme... HUGO BLACK I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and th... LEWIS BLACK Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. LEWIS BLACK People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single. LEWIS BLACK One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'... LEWIS BLACK If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to Th... JACK BLACK Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with... ROBERT BLACK I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people. JACK BLACK Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk... DANIEL BLACK