If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Not to be cheered by praise, not to be grieved by blame, but to know thoroughly one's own virtues or powers are the characteristics of an excellent man.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.