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If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole


Sarah Blakley-Cartwright

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"...
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He couldn’t look at her. Instead, he stared down at his
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“...
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Dong.
Dong.
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“...
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NANCY CARTWRIGHT The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Organ transplants are best left to the professionals
NANCY CARTWRIGHT There are two births: the one when lightFirst strikes the new awakened sense;The other when two soul...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT Tell me not of joy: there's none Now my little sparrow's gone; He, just as you, Would toy and woo, H...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT The fool inherits, but the wise must get
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Coffee is not for kids [Each line becomes less and less legible; the last line is a scrawl]
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not yell "Fire" in a crowded classroom
NANCY CARTWRIGHT When we started out, there was a lot of trepidation caused by the uncertainty. We got ahead of them ...
CHRISTOPHER CARTWRIGHT . Then I smile and in haste . . . I can't help it!
I worship your silhouette. How I gaze and c...
HAZEL CARTWRIGHT No one cares what my definition of "is" is
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I am so very tired
NANCY CARTWRIGHT They are laughing at me, not with me
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause
NANCY CARTWRIGHT No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.
NANCY CARTWRIGHT I won't not use no double negatives
NANCY CARTWRIGHT 'Bart Bucks' are not legal tender
NANCY CARTWRIGHT There is an inexorable drift toward consolidation in the drug industry.
PETER CARTWRIGHT I did not see Elvis
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem....
NANCY CARTWRIGHT Weimar lasted 14 years, the Third Reich only 12. Yet Weimar is always seen as a prelude to the Third...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT It's quite true of everything: the British accent does open doors.
RYAN CARTWRIGHT In Sydney, I gave what was billed as a masterclass to bright students of writing at the University o...
JUSTIN CARTWRIGHT