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If you’re trying to tell me you’re not used to mattering to someone, I might just bleed out right here on the floor.


Kelly Moran

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DYLAN MORAN It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning t...
DYLAN MORAN Jokes in sitcoms only work when they're not conspicuous and they reveal character.
DYLAN MORAN We do children an enormous disservice when we assume that they cannot appreciate anything beyond dri...
VICTORIA MORAN The great jazz radio stations have a duty to continue evolving their format just as audiences ask th...
JASON MORAN Jazz musicians don't make any money, so I might as well make some on the market. I pick my own s...
JASON MORAN Yeah, I think Michael has had to deal with that label of being Michael Caine for a long time.
DYLAN MORAN Over the years The Stand have been great about giving me stage time if I need to run new material. T...
DYLAN MORAN I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just get out of a chair when I'm not expecting it.
DYLAN MORAN I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had ...
DYLAN MORAN I'd never written a sitcom before.
DYLAN MORAN I myself have been to book auctions.
DYLAN MORAN I also think it helps that Black Books has a fusty and careworn feel - it could be the 1950's, it co...
DYLAN MORAN He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisk...
DYLAN MORAN I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the sam...
DYLAN MORAN I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
DYLAN MORAN The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
DYLAN MORAN I don't really think of myself as an actor.
DYLAN MORAN The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
DYLAN MORAN You look like a horse in a man costume
DYLAN MORAN You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
DYLAN MORAN It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
DYLAN MORAN I wouldn't be in a huge hurry to go back to Kansas. It was just bizarre. There's a lot of ve...
DYLAN MORAN The whole thing was conspired by Jim Hood.
MITCH MORAN I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
DYLAN MORAN It's a smart strategic move for XM because they need to answer the Howard Stern question. It's not a...
FREDERICK MORAN I know that as a vegan, I'm in a minority. People love their meat. It's up there with sugar ...
VICTORIA MORAN I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
CAITLIN MORAN We need to reclaim the word 'feminism'. We need the word 'feminism' back real bad. When statistics c...
CAITLIN MORAN It shows there is still solid underlying demand for housing and that activity this year, while slowi...
MICHAEL MORAN The results were not especially promising for the outlook, ... Final demand was sluggish, and the sl...
MIKE MORAN Why does Lt. Stewart push this? Because he's the one who pushed it.
JAMES MORAN the farthest thing from the truth.
DAN MORAN Ambassadors International clearly has established itself in the cruise industry through its outstand...
CHUCK MORAN They've seen him (Gore) for eight years, it is almost impossible to come up with a new idea that his...
JAMES MORAN From our camp at the pocket the wall of the Grand Canon was visible some 15 miles down the valley.
THOMAS MORAN I built up a knowledge of 1960s and '70s British films because my dad used to work nights, and I...
NICK MORAN My dream was to study psychology in Israel. It's a long journey - it's seven years of study.
MORAN ATIAS It was good to be gay on Top of the Pops years before it was good to be gay in Parliament, or gay in...
CAITLIN MORAN As my mum still candidly says, I was the runt of the litter.
NICK MORAN