If you've been drinking, you're still drunk, and energy drinks won't take away from that.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

You could be putting yourself at an increased risk for becoming an alcoholic or developing cancer if you begin drinking large amounts of alcohol over a long period of time.

I love bright red drinks, don’t you? They taste twice as good as any other color.

Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!

The caffeine drinks that kids are drinking are loaded with sugar and fat calories. Not only are they drinking caffeine, but they're getting hundreds of calories.