I’m a monster. You’re a monster. We’re all fucking inhuman monsters, and we don’t see a damned thing wrong with it.

If you think somebody cares...

Where are you?
How are you?
...

(You are fucking... damn...WRONG)

Making peace is often a simple thing, but simple isn’t the same thing as easy.

Trust me, the being-dead part is much easier than the dying part. If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

Don't let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.