I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.

I was in disbelief, ... I play a lot of soccer, I keep fit. This doesn't happen to me. Like most people, they think it won't happen to them.

I'm a rock star because I couldn't be a soccer star.

My father, being a Scotsman, taught me to look after finances. I'm shrewd. Some people may call me tight.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.