I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly under control.

No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.

Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key

Life is rather like a tin of sardines, we're all of us looking for the key

This symposium will highlight the surprisingly diverse and positive role that cocoa can potentially play in improving public health and reinvigorating endangered tropical ecosystems. It also underscores the impact that collaborative efforts among public and private sector scientists can have in a relatively short time.

The bits I most remember about my school days are those that took place outside the classroom, as we were taken on countless theatre visits and trips to places of interest.