I'm amazed. I don't know if she saved my life, but I have a lot more respect for my cat.

She's a cat that doesn't pay any attention to us at all, but she knew enough to come into the bedroom with her back like a Halloween cat and when I wouldn't listen, bat my face.

For her to come up on the bed with me is unheard of. She's not a lap cat; she doesn't want to be bothered. It's so neat she did that.

The best protection against rape, stalking, and domestic violence is to raise men who both understand that women are different, and would never dare take advantage of this difference.

In nine lifetimes, you'll never know as much about your cat as your cat knows about you.

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say, respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up, and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag and shake and bake myself to death