I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky. [On being an actor]

I think of myself as an assistant storyteller.

When they tore that (gas station) down about six years ago, it affected my breathing for weeks.

There are screens at the gas station, there are screens at the shopping mall. And they all need content.

I really like beef jerky. If we go to a gas station, I have to buy beef jerky.