I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Take that!!! ok ok ok..Im sorry, Ill workout after.

I'd like to order some Food, Love, Sex, Life, and Happiness..... No Politics please

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

When I'm having my baby, my husband will be in the bed next to me getting his ballz waxed. U go feel pain to partna!!

I'll kiss you to sleep,,, I'll kiss you awake.. I'll Kiss up north.. I'll Kiss you down south...Anything for you baby... But never ask me to kiss your ass

I'm your wife, your lover, your fantasy, your freak, your companion, your best friend.