I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA It was so fast - bam, bam - and than it was over with.
CHAD BRADFORD Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX People are more laid back and live life a little slower in Winchester. In New York (and now Los Ange...
MATT LONG They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS Kids today aren't listening to music audio-only. They're picking up a CD and looking at the ...
WILL.I.AM When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w...
EDWARD ZWICK When it hits you, it hits you, like that -- bam!
ALEX BURKHARDT It's the subconcussive hits, the constant bam, bam, bam that linemen like Suh give and receive. ...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS They hit a bunch of shots and had a 12 or 13-point lead and then at the right time we hit four or fi...
DALE DOTSON Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobod...
ANI DIFRANCO It didn't just grow. It just went bam!
LEE MURPHY The driver was in my lane and driving really fast, and that was it -- bam, it's over.
CLARK METCALFE I'm scattered, and then that last hundred pages, bam, I'm a laser.
DAVID BALDACCI From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve...
ANN COULTER The San Andreas is like a sleeping giant. Every 200, 300 years - bam - it has an earthquake.
GORDON SEITZ He comes up big. There can go stretches where you don't even hardly know he's there, and then all of...
DUSTIN DAHLQUIST It sucks that we miss people like that. You think you've accepted that someone is out of your life, ...
RACHEL HAWKINS Men make angry music and it's called rock-and-roll; women include anger in their vocabulary and sudd...
ANI DIFRANCO Tony got everybody started, and bam! - they all ran. You get one egg and, before you know it, you've...
ROBBY GORDON I was consciously saying, 'There's no reason to rush. Stay at 60,' and bam, something hit me in the ...
HENRY STERN Let me give you a bit of history. Two years ago, Andover came in here and Bam! Andover beat Kimball ...
GARY SHARPE Fusion is all about integrating SOA technologies together. We want to establish Fusion Middleware as...
DAVID KEENE I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on....
E.L. JAMES I’m like Chuck Norris without the ass kicking.
FVZZBALL kicking maximum ass
JAMES HETFIELD Being a lure manufacturer gets my mind going a hundred miles an hour. I get a kick out of it. I love...
MARIO LOPEZ Kicking ass is surprisingly therapeutic
RACHEL VINCENT Well, it's a day-to-day thing. I don't feel comfortable in my body today at all. Any woman w...
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY I'm not as impatient as I used to be. I used to hit people if I didn't like what they were s...
GRACE JONES Now we have the best performance we've ever had in the Olympics. Bam! It's done. We did it on the fi...
JAMES UPHAM Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
YANCY BUTLER Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
JET LI The secret to kicking ass in dumbshit Hollywood... Every time you meet someone, make a fucking impre...
JAMES FREY I thought it was overall good competition, but the cool weather and the wind did not cooperate with ...
BRIAN COLDING He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted rig...
LAUREN WEISBERGER The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.
SEAN GIBSON Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I don't mind traveling that much when I can go somewhere and stay there for a while, but touring...
GEORGE STRAIT They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT The finest kind of friendship is between people who expect a great deal of each other but never ask ...
SYLVIA BREMER I don't revisit anything unless there's a really good occasion, like BAM screened 'This ...
GABY HOFFMANN The inclusion of BPM, BRM and BAM in an SOA is a crucial step toward establishing an IT infrastructu...
TOM DWYER People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
YANCY BUTLER Her dancing was unbelievable. She was kicking ass out there.
JULIE MORRIS Riley Blackthorne - kicking hell's ass one demon at a time.
JANA OLIVER We are pleased to bring to New York the spirit of Sundance. Our collaboration with BAM is the keysto...
ROBERT REDFORD you smell like ass. you all smell like ass. am i complaining?
MARILYN MANSON Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY Now I feel 100%. I'm alive and kicking and concentrating on buying my fall wardrobe!
STEVEN COJOCARU I regret it very much that this has come to us so late and I also regret it in the sense that it's a...
BRIGALIA BAM We heard that some people decided to play football [next to one voting station]. We are grateful tha...
BRIGALIA BAM We celebrate that, considering the agitation from the population.
BRIGALIA BAM If the good Lord could stop the rain just for tomorrow, but only for tomorrow, it would be good. But...
BRIGALIA BAM By nine o'clock every station was open.
BRIGALIA BAM It is encouraging to note the overwhelming interest by South Africans in voting even after six succe...
BRIGALIA BAM
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BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA I regret it very much that this has come to us so late and I also regret it in the sense that it's a...
BRIGALIA BAM We heard that some people decided to play football [next to one voting station]. We are grateful tha...
BRIGALIA BAM We celebrate that, considering the agitation from the population.
BRIGALIA BAM If the good Lord could stop the rain just for tomorrow, but only for tomorrow, it would be good. But...
BRIGALIA BAM By nine o'clock every station was open.
BRIGALIA BAM It is encouraging to note the overwhelming interest by South Africans in voting even after six succe...
BRIGALIA BAM This is a bit disappointing. We were hoping there would be more women councilors and mayors.
BRIGALIA BAM This 5 o'clock deadline is not something that we decided on, it is specified in the law.
BRIGALIA BAM So far, results in 64% of wards, 63% of proportional ballots and 71% of district councils have been ...
BRIGALIA BAM This is significantly higher than the 2000 municipal elections. There is almost a 50% increase in th...
BRIGALIA BAM This is an SEC school. Of course, they're going to get somebody good.
BAM DOYNE I've never been through a coaching change. It's going to be interesting.
BAM DOYNE He told us how he'll always be there for us if we need him. And he said that change is a part of lif...
BAM DOYNE I appreciate Coach Barnes being who he is and doing all he has for us. I've never met anybody with m...
BAM DOYNE I think it's kind of funny, but I tone them out a whole lot of the time. Some of the things that I h...
BAM DOYNE We did it to ourselves. They didn't pressure us much.
BAM DOYNE The confidence is still there, but we know as a team we have to go back to work and correct some thi...
BAM DOYNE It's still early. If we go 8-0, then, I'll be ready to talk about it. We still have a lot of games l...
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