I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!

Individual statistics are fine and dandy, but it's lonely out there, ... You want to share with the 24 other guys that helped you be successful.

If you look at a lot of the statistics, algebra I is one of the most failed courses for high school freshmen. Our issue became, if that kid fails that first year, now they're behind. If they need four math credits, it's very difficult to catch up and graduate.

My personality doesn't interest me.

One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.