I'm cooler than your mom's unicorn on fire. I'mjustsayin'.

Keep yourselves far from envy; it eateth up and taketh away good actions, like as fire eateth up and burneth wood

I want to be a cool mom.

We're fully insured and alarmed for fire and theft.

Treat the people you love like you want to be loved.

No problem is insoluble, given a big enough plastic bag.