I'm destined to be attracted to those I cannot defeat.

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him

I suppose 'Gladiator' could be a Western - if you were writing your review in Athens, that is! To be honest, we didn't really think that way at the time. But there is common ground. And they both have horses - I liked that, obviously.

There's nothing like sitting back and talking to your cows.

I don't play chess with my life, ya' know.

I'm sick to death of famous people standing up and using their celebrity to promote a cause. If I see a particular need, I do try to help. But there's a lot that can be achieved by putting a check in the right place and shutting up about it.