I’m going to look like an idiot to everyone I ever knew - or everyone I ever knew is going to realize I’m no idiot

“My to do list is so long, my grandchildren will have to finish it.”

We all have some loose screws - Some more than others, Compatibility is knowing which screws to turn without overtightening.

I’m Busy as Hell not making any Money. It’s easy to be busy, the key is to be busy making money.

“Do as I say, not as I do! You are my parent, guardian, and mentor too, I love you, need you and will be just like you ! If you smoke, drink and swear, It’s part of my training while in your care, When your nice kind and caring, Your love for me is what your sharing.”

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.