I'm good at blowjob.

Just for the record, the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach, but through the best fucking blow job ever. You want a man to be your bitch? Perfect your craft.

She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him.

"Let me suck you off," she said. "Please.

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.

You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would use your toothbrush?" I ask. Lola says "I think that lion. I saw a lion with my toothbrush and now he's brushing his teeth with it." "But it isn't this your toothbrush Lola?" "Oh," says Lola, "he must be using yours.