I'm growing older but not up - My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
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JOEL FUHRMAN Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER Growing older is not upsetting; being perceived as old is.
KENNY ROGERS Growing older does not automatically mean growing kinder or wiser.
STEPHEN RICHARDS At 55 I think I'm almost ready to grow up a bit - stay young at heart, be open to possibilities and ...
ALAN B JONES Growing older is certain; growing wiser is harder and optional.
DEBASISH MRIDHA I had just 15 days to work on my body for the climactic fight of 'Bodyguard.' And I would wo...
SALMAN KHAN Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.
JIMMY BUFFET And Summers and Winters scattered like splinters And four or five years slipped away
JIMMY BUFFET Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way.
JIMMY BUFFET Never did I think that I became family entertainment.
JIMMY BUFFET Trying to Reason with Hurricane Season
JIMMY BUFFET If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.
JIMMY BUFFET It takes no more time to see the good side of life than it takes to see the bad
JIMMY BUFFET We are the people our parents warned us about.
JIMMY BUFFET Only time will tell if it was time well spent
JIMMY BUFFET Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's my own damn fault.
JIMMY BUFFET The U.S. deficit is growing faster than someone who spent too much time at the all-you-can-eat buffe...
ANDREW PYLE Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD My favorite movies growing up were things like 'The Wizard of Oz,' but as I got older, I rea...
RAINEY QUALLEY You can hide things from the world, but you can never hide things from time.
KIM DONG HWA Do not feel discouraged to growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
MARIE MUHAMMAD i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend.
JOHN GREEN People begin to gain weight as they become older. It's only natural that they gain weight if they ea...
KEIICHIRO AKAHOSHI dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN Growing old is not growing up.
DOUG HORTON Obesity is a very complex disease, and this metabolic pathway does not fully explain obesity, but it...
DEBORAH MUOIO My mom calls me an older soul because, growing up, she taught me stuff real early. Now I spend most ...
RAY LEWIS I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding ...
BRYAN LEE O'MALLEY Competitors are growing, not very much, at low single digits in this last quarter. But we'd like to ...
TOM LISTON I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting sof...
JEFF LINDSAY I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
ELLEN DEGENERES As I grow older, I have a growing curiosity about my other half. My dad did a wonderful job raising ...
APOLO OHNO Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY Growing older doesn't bother me.
ANGIE DICKINSON When I was growing up, I wanted to be my half-sister Lucy. She was 14 years older than me and was im...
EMILIA FOX As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world i...
PARK CHAN-WOOK And Finally I put down the last and the best advice I knew, on growing older. 'Stand up straight and...
DIANA GABALDON Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Our ability to predict how the federal funds rate will evolve over time is quite limited because mon...
JANET YELLEN Why are the numbers so high today? IM is really growing in terms of use. Because of the popularity, ...
ART GILLILAND When I was growing up, I would go hang out with older guys at night in blues clubs.
GARY CLARK, JR. We're not growing our reserves in proportion to our company. That's what drives (rate increases).
MARK STINNEFORD Market research shows that older women like seeing older women in ads, and that younger women do, to...
ISABELLA ROSSELLINI The market is still growing. But the growth rate in 2005 moderated a little bit from the previous ye...
MASAHIRO KAWAI I never listen to Led Zeppelin. But, I mean, I don't think Robert Plant or Jimmy Page listen to ...
DAN AUERBACH Growing up I always knew I had a deviated septum on the right side of my nose, which caused trouble ...
ASHLEY TISDALE It's true we all build imaginary prisons for ourselves. Believe that we are trapped behind the invis...
THOMAS LLOYD QUALLS (If) the economy is growing at a healthy rate, you can easily accommodate a higher rate of savings. ...
CATHY MINEHAN It's my impression that with this relatively low infection rate growing, Vietnam is very poised and ...
TEA LEONI I blame and credit my brothers for my competitive fire within me. Growing up, I lost at everything! ...
JENNIE FINCH A being who, as I grew older, lost imagination, emotion, a type of intelligence, a way of feeling th...
FERNANDO PESSOA Those boys at the counter are too dreamy and young to do anything but drool as they watch Gillian. A...
ALICE HOFFMAN Muoth was right. On growing old, one becomes more contented than in one's youth, which I will not th...
HERMANN HESSE What young people didn’t know, she thought, lying down beside this man, his hand on her shoulder, ...
ELIZABETH STROUT Growing up I played in garage bands and cover bands with my older brother, and he got us a gig openi...
CHARLES KELLEY There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie...
TOM EID Obesity is a very complex disease, and this metabolic pathway probably does not fully explain obesit...
DEBORAH MUOIO I started golfing at a young age, and growing up with two older brothers, it made me mature a lot yo...
LEXI THOMPSON You may see the mortality rate go up -- but that's not necessarily because SARS per se is getting wo...
JULIE GERBERDING The population is growing, the unemployment rate is dropping. It's a combination of those two factor...
CHARLIE ROBERTS My heart rate went up to 130-plus. Not John. He was nice, calm and collected.
ROBERT CRIPPEN It's encouraging to see not just the number but the sales and receipts of black-owned businesses are...
LOUIS KINCANNON Experience is not worth the getting. It's not a thing that happens pleasantly to a passive you--it's...
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD That's something I think is growing on me as I get older: happy endings.
ALICE MUNRO Growing old happens but growing up needn't happen
MARGO VADER When granted many years of life, growing old in age is natural, but growing old with grace is a choi...
BILLY GRAHAM Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Thierry came up to me and gave me some advice but I ignored it and stuck to my plan.
JENS LEHMANN When my grandchildren are older and my great-grandchildren start growing up, first of all, I want th...
DAN SHECHTMAN It looks as though core inflation is back. We have the core CPI now growing at an average monthly ra...
JOHN LONSKI It looks as though core inflation is back, ... We have the core CPI now growing at an average monthl...
JOHN LONSKI The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones.
WENDELL L. WILLKIE He's a great football player and whoever picks him up is going to be pleasantly surprised.
ANDRE DOBSON The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones.
WENDELL WILLKIE The test of good manners is to be able to put up pleasantly with bad ones
WENDELL L. WILLKIE It's about time. When you get a little older you realize the playoffs are the real season. This is t...
SCOTT GOMEZ As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got cau...
BERNIE MAC I believe that maturity is not an outgrowing, but a growing up: that an adult is not a dead child, b...
URSULA K. LE GUIN I don't know about you but I'm proud of growing up in my area.
PAIGE LOVE ROSE(PAIGE LIPSEY) I make mistakes growing up. I'm not perfect; I'm not a robot.
JUSTIN BIEBER We have chafing dishes, set up tables and eat buffet style. We're a little crazy.
RICH ALLISON I am not stuck-up, as some articles say.
ZHANG ZIYI I’m not quite sure when vanity disappeared from my life, but I’m pretty sure growing up had some...
SCOTTIE SOMERS Small business owners are getting stuck holding the bag for this growing -- but largely unpublicized...
AUDRI LANFORD Don't worry about growing older or pleasing others. Please yourself.
DAVID BROWN Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful
WARREN BUFFET It used to be a buffet, but that would take forever now.
ETHEL GROSSMAN Red Riding Hood is not a fairy tale, but rather a universal story about courage and growing up
SARAH BLAKLEY-CARTWRIGHT The real test of good manners is to be able to put up with bad manners pleasantly.
KAHLIL GIBRAN I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up.
TINA TURNER In my mind, my music is kind of inseparable from my hometown and my life growing up.
DREW HOLCOMB Words played an important part in my growing up. Not only the written word... but words that flew th...
JAMES HOWE The beauty of growing older, is being able to gain more knowledge and enjoy new experiences.
JAMILA MARIE BOOTHE Nothing makes one old so quickly as the ever-present thought that one is growing older
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG Nothing makes one old so quickly as the ever-present thought that one is growing older.
GEORG C. LICHTENBERG
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JIMMY DEAN Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.
JIMMY BUFFETT The blues tells a story in itself. It can make you happy or give you a feeling to swing.
JIMMY RUSHING For this generation, ours, life is nuclear survival, liberty is human rights, the pursuit of happine...
JIMMY CARTER You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else.
JIMMY KIMMEL I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days ...
JIMMY KIMMEL You try to do the best with what you've got and ignore everything else. That's why horses ge...
JIMMY IOVINE If you want to talk to me, you'll have to put out that cigarette.
JIMMY PIERSALL I like words. I like the way they clash around together and bang up against each other, especially i...
JIMMY WEBB People in the Hall of Fame tend to clap their hands and say, 'OK, I've done it all,' but...
JIMMY CLIFF