I'm hesitant to recommend them simply because they will do well in a bear market,

They'll only be limited by what the market can bear.

During those years, a market used to last about 9-10 months. In 1990 we had a bear market which took 3 months.

It certainly is a bear market,

I find it incredulous that you can take a two-year bear market in the Dow and reverse it in two days, ... So I'm not sure this is too sustainable past another day or so before the money flows back into Nasdaq.

The market is simply digesting those gains,