I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.

In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.