I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

Fame craves blind opportunity.

Fame is the responsibility, the perennial discipline, the concubine who solicits and imbibes, bit by bit, the love, the relations, the serenity, and the soul, leaving behind the subaqueous plaudits that pinch to the core..

Everyone has some degree of celebrity, but I find the most tragic aspect is that knowledge of the individual is rarely reciprocal.