I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
GROUCHO MARX I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
MICHAEL FELDMAN The world would not be in such a snarl,/ had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl.
IRVING BERLIN Fair weather friends - Around when the sun is shining and now where to be found when its starts rain...
OLASOT The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18.
GROUCHO MARX In London, the weather would affect me negatively. I react strongly to light. If it is cloudy and ra...
JERZY KOSINSKI When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell...
LINDA KAGE Good weather for frogs. We've done it before when it's cold, but not when it's raining. We're just g...
DAVID CHANEY I like to exhilarate the audience like Groucho Marx exhilarated me when I was a kid. Also, I enjoy d...
FRANK FERRANTE Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspe...
JOHN LITHGOW It's raining the entire first act when they're in London and it's kind of depressing.
BRUCE SEVY Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other thr...
ALICE COOPER Its never too early when it comes to weather
DONNA L. TASSOS And thank God it is decent weather so people can walk. It's not raining, and we're not ruining peopl...
BOB BEDARD All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY There is one good thing about Marx: he was not a Keynesian.
MURRAY ROTHBARD The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a ...
GROUCHO MARX I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and ...
ELLIOTT GOULD Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you
GROUCHO MARX I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think tha...
WOODY GUTHRIE i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not
KURT COBAIN Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
KANYE WEST Good are the Ethics, I wis; good absolute, not for me, though; / Good, too, Logic, of course; in its...
ARTHUR CLOUGH Good are the Ethics, I wis; good absolute, not for me, though; / Good, too, Logic, of course; in its...
ARTHUR HUGH CLOUGH When the weather is this good, it's hard not to run fast.
DAN BEARDSLEE The weather plays a very big role. I have run very few races in the raining and the cold.
DAVID RUDISHA When people do think about it is when the warm weather hits and it's too late. But it's not too late...
JANET CANGEMI I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST It's been awhile since I played in this kind of hot, humid, almost-raining kind of weather.
HUNTER HAAS If the best is possible, than good is never enough and only do the best.
ROBERT SIAHAAN We'll go out when it's raining, but not after it's been raining all day.
BOB SCHNEIDER If you feel stronger and good when the weather is sunny, and weaker and bad when the weather is clou...
MEHMET MURAT ILDAN The genius of the Marx Brothers is for parody. They never are themselves. They exist too abundantly ...
MARK VAN DOREN The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain.
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
GEORGE SANDERS Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
GEORGE SAUNDERS I find it easier to write in the winter in Melbourne. When the weather is good you want to go out fo...
ADRIAN MCKINTY Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist - Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thi...
KAREN DECROW I hate to be angry because when I am, I am not.
WOHI PURANA The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a...
NOAH BAUMBACH Obviously, it's frustrating when you get weather like this. And the (weather) forecast is not good f...
BOB WOOLMER Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD We see a marked difference on days when there is good weather compared with days when the weather is...
AMY KUDWA Dear Mornings,I know you hate me but don't you worry because I hate you too!
SONYA WATSON I try not to worry about the weather too much.
DAN CREWS i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL [Though a brief downpour did threaten festival activities Wednesday, Mack said the weather forecast ...
GREG MACK Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though wh...
ANAïS NIN Leaving North Korea is not like leaving any other country. It is more like leaving another universe....
HYEONSEO LEE Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL I love rainy and bad-weather days because this type of weather gives me a mental advantage, especial...
GARY KLEIN Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one.
NOW IS GOOD The opposite of love is not hate, its apathy, when you simply don't bother about that person!
AMISH TRIPATHI I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even kn...
J.D. SALINGER When love is suppressed hate takes its place
HAVELOCK ELLIS When love is suppressed hate takes its place.
HAVELOCK ELLIS Its important to get good weather for our legs.
BRIAN GORBY I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generatio...
JOE ROGAN I am a Marxist... of the Groucho tendency.
SOURCE UNKNOWN I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency.
ANONYMOUS when I say I “hate” religion, I am not saying I hate the church. I’m not saying I hate command...
JEFFERSON BETHKE I write because there is nothing as joyful as writing, even when the writing is twisted and full of ...
GARY SHTEYNGART I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
GROUCHO MARX You must not always believe me
when I say I will love you
untill eternity
because lo...
NEENA H BRAR I don't engage in social media, which has its good and bad sides, I guess - but the good side is...
HILARIE BURTON It is not raining to me,
It's raining daffodils;
In every dimpled drop I see
Wild flower...
ROBERT LOVEMAN I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come ...
GROUCHO MARX If you erased New York, I hate to say it, if you erased Frankfurt, even London, the world would not ...
NICOLAS BERGGRUEN Memory is not only unruly, leaving us in the lurch when most needed, but stupid as well, putting its...
BALTASAR GRACIáN It is hard to test at Kentucky in the winter because it is so cold. Even when you do have good weath...
KENNY FRANCIS Just because it stop's raining does'nt mean the war is over
TANICA S HALL im the one who has to die when its time for me to die. so let me live my life the way i want to
LIL WAYNE There were times tonight when this team could have folded its tent. We're not as good as we think we...
KARL DORRELL It is not raining. The sky leaks.
UNKNOWN I hate it when politics play too large part in the sport.
JACQUES VILLENEUVE Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN Does God think that, because it is raining, I am not going to destroy the world? - Lope de Aguirre a...
DAVID GRANN I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it.
TURCOIS OMINEK Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue....
SIDNEY SHELDON I usually don't go out when it's raining.
JEFF MORRISON It's not too late to get on to the London program,
DON PORTER Its never a good evening when you get mud on your visor,
CARL EDWARDS Do I hate you? No! Not hate?Hate's a word far too intense,Too alive, to speak a stateOf supreme indi...
WILLIAM WETMORE STORY What I was really hanging around for, I was trying to feel some kind of a good-by. I mean I've left ...
J. D. SALINGER Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks....
JOSH STERN I am not going to stop when i'm exhausted..I only stop when im done..things never done..that is mean...
EJUMP SCHIFFLER It is good because it shows the economy is not growing too quickly.
MARCELO MESQUITA You know a lot of people would have canceled this outing because of the weather, not made the drive ...
BOB SIMMS The weather had changed, all right. Gatlin had never seen a storm like this. And she probably didn't...
KAMI GARCIA; MARGARET STOHL I hate good looking people because I'm jealous of them.
NIRVIK PARAJULI When people talk about the good old days, I say to people, 'It's not the days that are old, it's you...
KARL LAGERFELD I hate it when people tell you you're good when you know that you're not.
AIDAN GILLEN It's complicated, when it's raining like this, there's a lot of traffic and you got your speeders, w...
CARLOS RUIZ I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli...
BENJABR, HASSAN I love Spain for its landscapes and weather, so I am happy to make my debut at the Vuelta, ... I suf...
MAGNUS BACKSTEDT I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ
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GROUCHO MARX Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
GROUCHO MARX I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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GROUCHO MARX I intend to live forever, or die trying.
GROUCHO MARX I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
GROUCHO MARX Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men--the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARX Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
GROUCHO MARX One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
GROUCHO MARX Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
GROUCHO MARX No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early.
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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GROUCHO MARX I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yes...
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How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How...
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GROUCHO MARX I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
GROUCHO MARX Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
GROUCHO MARX Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
GROUCHO MARX What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna p...
GROUCHO MARX I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!
GROUCHO MARX One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
GROUCHO MARX If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
GROUCHO MARX A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARX I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell...
GROUCHO MARX Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
GROUCHO MARX Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARX I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
GROUCHO MARX There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of ones fellow man.
GROUCHO MARX I eat like a vulture. Unfortunately the resemblance doesn't end there.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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GROUCHO MARX A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
GROUCHO MARX My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARX Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
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GROUCHO MARX Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the w...
GROUCHO MARX No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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GROUCHO MARX I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and rea...
GROUCHO MARX If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
GROUCHO MARX The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words....
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GROUCHO MARX I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
GROUCHO MARX Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
GROUCHO MARX Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARX In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
GROUCHO MARX I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
GROUCHO MARX I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
GROUCHO MARX She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
GROUCHO MARX I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
GROUCHO MARX A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARX Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARX All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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GROUCHO MARX Before I speak, I have something important to say.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
GROUCHO MARX Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
GROUCHO MARX Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARX A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
GROUCHO MARX I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
GROUCHO MARX Humor is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARX One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
GROUCHO MARX Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
GROUCHO MARX I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
GROUCHO MARX I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
GROUCHO MARX I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.
GROUCHO MARX He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARX I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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GROUCHO MARX I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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GROUCHO MARX Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARX Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX All geniuses die young.
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GROUCHO MARX No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
GROUCHO MARX My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARX There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man.
GROUCHO MARX She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the live of the party.
GROUCHO MARX I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
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GROUCHO MARX Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
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GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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GROUCHO MARX There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
GROUCHO MARX She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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GROUCHO MARX Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
GROUCHO MARX It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
GROUCHO MARX I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
GROUCHO MARX I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THA...
GROUCHO MARX I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
GROUCHO MARX I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows ...
GROUCHO MARX Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARX From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day ...
GROUCHO MARX Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long e...
GROUCHO MARX My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
GROUCHO MARX A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
GROUCHO MARX We dont like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. Well, art is art, isnt it? Still, on t...
GROUCHO MARX I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
GROUCHO MARX Women should be obscene and not heard.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
GROUCHO MARX I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure
GROUCHO MARX The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you’ve got it made.”
GROUCHO MARX Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
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GROUCHO MARX My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually te...
GROUCHO MARX Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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GROUCHO MARX Don’t ever underestimate the importance of money. I know it’s often been said that money won’t...
GROUCHO MARX I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library ...
GROUCHO MARX You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
GROUCHO MARX Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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GROUCHO MARX [When Judy Garland lost the 1954 best actress Oscar to Grace Kelly in] The Country Girl, ... Dear Ju...
GROUCHO MARX I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
GROUCHO MARX Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does
GROUCHO MARX Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
GROUCHO MARX Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money
GROUCHO MARX Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women
GROUCHO MARX A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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GROUCHO MARX If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARX Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it...
GROUCHO MARX I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
GROUCHO MARX If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
GROUCHO MARX One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
GROUCHO MARX Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
GROUCHO MARX Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARX From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I...
GROUCHO MARX It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
GROUCHO MARX Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member
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GROUCHO MARX Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
GROUCHO MARX I'm giving you 30 days to live.
GROUCHO MARX She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party
GROUCHO MARX Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed
GROUCHO MARX A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
GROUCHO MARX And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
GROUCHO MARX Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
GROUCHO MARX Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
GROUCHO MARX Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARX I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that
GROUCHO MARX A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX Blood's not thicker than money
GROUCHO MARX I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
GROUCHO MARX Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
GROUCHO MARX The only real laughter comes from despair.
GROUCHO MARX Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stay...
GROUCHO MARX Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
GROUCHO MARX Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARX Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I...
GROUCHO MARX I cannot say that I do not disagree with you
GROUCHO MARX I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member.
GROUCHO MARX Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. Wh...
GROUCHO MARX Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
GROUCHO MARX I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member
GROUCHO MARX Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never ...
GROUCHO MARX