I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

At lunchtime the place is jumping, while at night the dining rooms could have been rented out for chess tournaments.

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

A great chess-player is not a great man, for he leaves the world as he found it. No act terminating in itself constitutes greatness. This will apply to all displays of power or trials of skill, which are confined to the momentary, individual effort, and construct no permanent image or trophy of themselves without them.

I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.