I’m like Chuck Norris without the ass kicking.
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CHUCK NORRIS kicking maximum ass
JAMES HETFIELD Chuck Norris has a bear carpet in his house, the bear isn't dead its just afraid to move.
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DWAYNE JOHNSON Women have been kicking ass for centuries.
YANCY BUTLER Love is more powerful than kicking ass.
JET LI Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
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LEO HOWARD People just kind of associate me with kicking some ass.
YANCY BUTLER Her dancing was unbelievable. She was kicking ass out there.
JULIE MORRIS Riley Blackthorne - kicking hell's ass one demon at a time.
JANA OLIVER The James Bond movies are based off of the first few years of Chuck Norri's childhood.
FVZZBALL Life has a way of kicking you in the ass... or smearing chocolate on your bum.
DOMINIC MONAGHAN Jesus.” Blake rubbed his throat. “You have anger management problems. Its like a disease.”
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT I’m not his bodyguard,” said Isabelle. “I’m his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick...
CASSANDRA CLARE We literally got outworked in every zone. It was a clear, simple, good ass kicking.
DEREK LAXDAL I’m a simple man without a lot of complicated twists and turns. Look down my throat and you can se...
LIU CIXIN He kept thinking about one word—forever—and felt the burning ache just beneath his rib cage. It ...
JOHN GREEN Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.
SUZANNE COLLINS It's his heart and soul, it's kicking ass all over the world and becoming a huge brand. He would be ...
CHARLES WOLF Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:
Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
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RACHEL VINCENT I just told them to turn and then find the glass. We were too quick at times, rushing things. We'd j...
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DALLAS BITTLE you smell like ass. you all smell like ass. am i complaining?
MARILYN MANSON Time marches on...with or without your ass
DENNIS BARTON When you're getting your ass kicked, you take it, and you go on to game four. They were very good an...
PAT RILEY They're like taking turns kicking.
ALAN ETTER Knock him out, Paris!'
'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?
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LINDSAY DETWILER Why do I use a sword? Because they don't need reloading.
FVZZBALL It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE!
FVZZBALL I will gouge out your eye and punch you in the brain!
FVZZBALL Left, right, left, right, left, lef-ah fuck I tripped again…
FVZZBALL He who lives with an ass, makes noises like an ass
AFRICAN PROVERB Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back an ass
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