I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.