I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

We do not believe, had he been white, that he would be dead. And when we black folks say to America that we're not going to tolerate it, it's going to stop.

When all is said and done, there is usually more said than done.
[as quoted by Alfred E Neuman]

[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.'

Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned