I'm not afraid to tell anyone I'm very demanding. I'll accept physical errors, but mental errors are what I'm trying to eliminate. When you're dealing with freshmen and sophomores, there's a big step.
Dave McDowell
Related All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done. TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY Im okay Im okay now. But you really need to listen to me 'cause im telling you the trut... GERARD WAY i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy. DONALD C HALL Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. JOHN DAVID ANDERSON Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu... ARTEMUS WARD have i gone mad? im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are. LEWIS CARROLL Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments... NATHAN ELMO MELO Im very nurturing. TAMARA ECCLESTONE I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak... NERISSA IRVING try and kick me while im down ill break ur leg LIL WAYNE Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone. -Lena and Ethan KAMI GARCIA Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten. CARSTEN K. RATH The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun... CHRIS SHIPLEY when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ... DALLY SALAD IT departments have spent a lot of money on security. They've hardened the castle walls but left the... ART GILLILAND We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ... CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie... TOM EID aliens are living on earth for along time,for those who think im talking about another race youre wr... RAJA We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system... BOB SHIMP Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i... ED GOLOD A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ... CHRIS CORNELL Im still runnin against the wind Well Im older now and still Against the wind BOB SEGER dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo... KURT COBAIN We hit the ball better (the second game). We're struggling playing defense. In the first game we had... STEVE WAMMER Im not your biggest girly girl. MAGGIE SIFF Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev... RAKSHAN BHANDARY Okay. JOHN GREEN Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws. KIERRA C.T. BANKS Im trending therefore I am. EDWARD SQUIRE Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt. KANYE WEST Im finally glad to see this move forward, JIM RICE Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around. ROSS LYNCH Think about visual IM (instant messaging). RON GARRIQUES Im in the state of Imbroglio NOBLE DA GENIUS the sentence im reading is terrific ... J.D. SALINGER Im still betting on you. - Cinna. SUZANNE COLLINS Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven... KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) I mumble a lot when im off stage, so a lot of times when im with a friend i'll say something and he'... MITCH HEDBERG Today my mouth is bigger than my heart.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
But, I'm sorry. I Love Y... FEMALE IMAGINATION When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat... SELENA GóMEZ Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side DALLAS GREEN You can turn off the sun, but im still ganna shine! JASON MRAZ Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth! THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli... HARRY S TRUMAN Human beings aren't perfect; we're working out kinks and trying to eliminate potential errors, GARY HERBERT I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl... NIKKI ROWE Im a trackstar running thru life, chasing my dream. 50 CENT One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free. NICK Im for rules but when rules conflicts humanity i will stand against it at all cost MICHAEL STRONG The issue of IM is that it's being used on the public networks. IM is subject to all the same proble... ANDREW LOCHART im still waiting
for that kiss when
my leg
[(P o p s)]* MEGAN Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,... NOT YER TYPICAL DORK I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it. TURCOIS OMINEK Beware the Asian Bear!! MICHAEL IM I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish. MICHAEL JORDAN Defense let us down again. They've been like that all year. We've been averaging five errors a game,... GARY PAUL PARNHAM Although IM threats were down this month, companies need to be aware that we view this as a temporar... DON MONTGOMERY revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out NOBLE DA GENIUS Im a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl BJORK Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend. JOHN GREEN Sad and lonely cannot be the same, Not if im sad in you're little crowd. LAWRENCE P. LE BLANC Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it. MEGYN KELLY Hail! Thou as victor crowned.
[Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.] B.G. SCHUMACHER Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them. ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original. RACHEL W Gerechtigkeit gibt es in der Hölle. Im Himmel herrscht Gnade. JULI ZEH It's Tommy this, and Tommy that, and 'chuck 'im out, the brute,' But it's 'Savior of his Country,' W... RUDYARD KIPLING the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi NICK HILL Note To Kids: I Never Drunk Alcohol,, Smoked or did Drugs and Im Still Cool.. KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Im waiting, for what, my kind of people, what kind is that, i can tell my kind of people by their fa... AYN RAND so what brings you to the doctor today?" "hmm, im afraid i have the chronic desire to save peop... DEB CALETTI I'm higher than most places on this island, but Im not going to take a chance of a 150 mph wind blow... PAT PATTERSON We're the IM generation. They're going to put our screen names on our tombstones. JUSTIN YOUNG I don't know limits, that's why I'am infinite and even when im gone I will still remain Sun DALADIER I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli... BENJABR, HASSAN My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot
im a phenominon
i had to interpose NOBLE DA GENIUS Im more in love with Rock n Roll today than other things. It grows, you know? BON SCOTT They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out? JODI PICOULT Wenn die Einwände im Vordergrund stehen, rücken die Ideen in den Hintergrund. CARSTEN K. RATH Expect me nigga like you'd expect jesus to come back expect me nigga im coming. TUPAC SHAKUR We need to work on getting some good wins. The league is loaded with good teams. We want to make the... ALANA LAMORTE Im hoping that shell talk after the ride about her experiences and the foundation a bit. GABRIELLE MURPHY For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "Savior of 'is country... RUDYARD KIPLING I am not going to stop when i'm exhausted..I only stop when im done..things never done..that is mean... EJUMP SCHIFFLER i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g... DALLY SALAD Cool,” I said. “You can IM with the Council from campus. Maybe you can command people to do your... RICHELLE MEAD We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want... IAN WILLIAMSON »Das Prinzip Moral verstehe ich nicht.« »Das überrascht mich nicht im geringsten.« CHRISTOPHER MOORE 2 pebbles chatting each other up in a bar first says "are you married ?" second says , "No im shingl... FEMALE IMAGINATION Microsoft and Yahoo share a commitment to deliver IM interoperability while keeping consumer securit... BROOKE RICHARDSON I' ve been shot five times but im still breathing living proof there a god if you need a reason. TUPAC SHAKUR i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not KURT COBAIN IM is inherently new to a lot of people, ... There is big gap between regular users and those who fe... FRANCIS COSTELLO Your words don't match your vibe, & im trusting my gut this time. NIKKI ROWE Kennst du das Land, wo die Zitronen blühn, Im dunklen Laub die Goldorangen glühn. MAEVE BINCHY This weird separation of e-mail and IM didn't seem good to us. It's definitely a problem we all have... KEITH COLEMAN i's in my writing are never capitalized because in the story of my life im just the supporting chara... IJIRASHIIJACK If we continue having errors like this when we play them, I don't know what to tell you. Take the er... PAUL KOHMAN [novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers [novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, ... JESS C. SCOTT
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