I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
Woody Allen
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Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF It's not that I am anti-social, it's just that people are screwed up.
RON FOX Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY I think Woody Allen is Woody Allen, and no matter where he goes he still makes his Woody Allen films...
ABBAS KIAROSTAMI Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
KANYE WEST Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD Government should be concerned with anti-social conduct, not with utterances.
WILLIAM ORVILLE DOUGLAS Im very nurturing.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie...
TOM EID Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER Who are you, Woody Allen?
JOY BEHAR Okay.
JOHN GREEN Sad and lonely cannot be the same, Not if im sad in you're little crowd.
LAWRENCE P. LE BLANC Social does not just equal Facebook. Social is how people interact anywhere.
CAROL BARTZ The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun...
CHRIS SHIPLEY Woody Allen is a great dramatist and a great comedian.
CATE BLANCHETT Im trending therefore I am.
EDWARD SQUIRE I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it.
TURCOIS OMINEK Think about visual IM (instant messaging).
RON GARRIQUES Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS the sentence im reading is terrific ...
J.D. SALINGER Im still betting on you. - Cinna.
SUZANNE COLLINS Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD IF YOU CAN'T THANK GOD FOR WHAT YOU HAVE, THANK HIM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE ESCAPED!
NOT SURE i believe in love. lust. sex. romance. i don't want everything to add up to the perfect equation...i...
NOT REAL A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arreste...
NOT SURE If you are constantly looking in the rear view mirror, how will you ever see what is in front of you...
NOT SURE i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not
KURT COBAIN The jury is still out about what social conservatives think of George Allen.
JOE GLOVER Branding is not just about social media
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE My influences were Woody Allen and Lenny Bruce.
DAVID STEINBERG A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ...
CHRIS CORNELL The best thing about the bedroom was the bed. I liked to stay in bed for hours, even during the day ...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI I don't know whether you have 'anti-social' trails here,
CHARLES DI BONA Today my mouth is bigger than my heart.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
But, I'm sorry. I Love Y...
FEMALE IMAGINATION When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat...
SELENA GóMEZ Im 5 ft 1 ½. That bonus ½ is just as important because every little bit matters
JANNA CACHOLA Im finally glad to see this move forward,
JIM RICE There was a lot of anti-social behaviour last year,
PETER HARDING Beware the Asian Bear!!
MICHAEL IM We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ...
CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN Im a trackstar running thru life, chasing my dream.
50 CENT revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out
NOBLE DA GENIUS Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK It's not rocket science. It's social science.
CLEMENT MOK I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli...
BENJABR, HASSAN dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING I'm a writer and director, and the movie I've seen a million times is 'Stardust Memories...
ROMAN COPPOLA Hey, why this person blocked me?", "WTF, this guy I know him!", "WTF this guy I don't know but he ha...
DEYTH BANGER Hail! Thou as victor crowned.
[Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.]
B.G. SCHUMACHER Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W Gerechtigkeit gibt es in der Hölle. Im Himmel herrscht Gnade.
JULI ZEH Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
ROSS LYNCH I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.
ORSON WELLES If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE IT departments have spent a lot of money on security. They've hardened the castle walls but left the...
ART GILLILAND Over the years, my marks on paper have landed me in all sorts of courts and controversies - I have b...
MICHAEL LEUNIG If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.
SALMAN RUSHDIE I definitely have a little Woody Allen inside of me. That is true.
AUTRE NE VEUT i's in my writing are never capitalized because in the story of my life im just the supporting chara...
IJIRASHIIJACK He even got up once in English class and read an essay called ‘The Value of Friendship’ and whil...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK Following trends on social media will not lead to social consciousness.
CARLOS WALLACE You can turn off the sun, but im still ganna shine!
JASON MRAZ Im a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl
BJORK try and kick me while im down ill break ur leg
LIL WAYNE Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend.
JOHN GREEN They want to be natural, the anti-social little beasts. They just don't realize that everyone's good...
RICHARD ADAMS I see litter as part of a long continuum of anti-social behaviour.
BILL BRYSON Social media is just that - social.
JOHN PATRICK HICKEY There's a real existential anxiety at having to exist not just in a generalised social framework...
AUTRE NE VEUT (Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head.
(Marge:) You are bald!
(Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person ...
HOMER SIMPSON I'm higher than most places on this island, but Im not going to take a chance of a 150 mph wind blow...
PAT PATTERSON Not only is privatizing Social Security not the solution to Social Security, it would exacerbate the...
SHELLEY BERKLEY If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
JULIE DELPY They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side
DALLAS GREEN the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL Wenn die Einwände im Vordergrund stehen, rücken die Ideen in den Hintergrund.
CARSTEN K. RATH Anti-social behaviour still blights lives, wrecks communities and provides a pathway to criminality.
THERESA MAY Marriage is not just about two loving and committed people. Marriage is a social institution that pr...
JULAINE APPLING The concepts of social equality and social justice are not always the same.
ILKIN SANTAK Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli...
HARRY S TRUMAN The issue of IM is that it's being used on the public networks. IM is subject to all the same proble...
ANDREW LOCHART I'm a huge Woody Allen fan. Good movie, bad movie, it doesn't matter - I just like his movie...
SEAN PENN when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ...
DALLY SALAD Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments...
NATHAN ELMO MELO Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth!
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WOODY ALLEN God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.
WOODY ALLEN I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
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WOODY ALLEN Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
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WOODY ALLEN sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
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WOODY ALLEN Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
WOODY ALLEN Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
WOODY ALLEN I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
WOODY ALLEN Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
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WOODY ALLEN The decision to decide is a decision in itself.
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WOODY ALLEN Growing up is amazing, until you get old!
WOODY ALLEN All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white...
WOODY ALLEN If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
WOODY ALLEN Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
WOODY ALLEN The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
WOODY ALLEN I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
WOODY ALLEN I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
WOODY ALLEN In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Th...
WOODY ALLEN Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
WOODY ALLEN A Bay Area Bisexual told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.
WOODY ALLEN Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that y...
WOODY ALLEN Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought -...
WOODY ALLEN If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
WOODY ALLEN In perpetrating a revolution, there are two requirements: someone or something to revolt against and...
WOODY ALLEN My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else.
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WOODY ALLEN It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.
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WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife
WOODY ALLEN If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
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WOODY ALLEN Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving?
WOODY ALLEN Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
WOODY ALLEN The wicked at heart probably know something.
WOODY ALLEN My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?
WOODY ALLEN Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
WOODY ALLEN If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job.
WOODY ALLEN Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
WOODY ALLEN I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy ...
WOODY ALLEN I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.
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WOODY ALLEN We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.
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WOODY ALLEN Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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WOODY ALLEN It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
WOODY ALLEN Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought--...
WOODY ALLEN If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
WOODY ALLEN If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say ab...
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WOODY ALLEN I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
WOODY ALLEN I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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WOODY ALLEN I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
WOODY ALLEN How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
WOODY ALLEN How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ...
WOODY ALLEN His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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WOODY ALLEN Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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WOODY ALLEN The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5'7", it is impossible to get y...
WOODY ALLEN Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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WOODY ALLEN Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
WOODY ALLEN My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.
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WOODY ALLEN The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
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WOODY ALLEN My brain? That´s my second favourite organ.
WOODY ALLEN I think any boycott is wrong, ... Boycotts were exactly what the Germans were doing against the Jews...
WOODY ALLEN Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you ca...
WOODY ALLEN Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
WOODY ALLEN As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to ge...
WOODY ALLEN Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.
WOODY ALLEN There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says...
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WOODY ALLEN If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
WOODY ALLEN I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
WOODY ALLEN It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones
slept better, [Cloquet...
WOODY ALLEN Subjectivity is objective.
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WOODY ALLEN We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.
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WOODY ALLEN The heart wants what it wants.
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WOODY ALLEN Chapter 1.
He adored New York City. He idolized it all out of proportion...no, make t...
WOODY ALLEN My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
WOODY ALLEN