I'm not fat, I'm just full of humor - Dzanar Abbas-Zade

Your not skinny, you just have personality shortage. I'm fat cause I'm full of humor - Dzanar Abbas-Zade

Simple people have simple problems, complex people have complex problems - Dzanar Abbas-Zade

Fat-bashing in all its varied forms–criticism, exclusion, shaming, fat talk, self-deprecation, jokes, gossip, bullying–is one of the last acceptable forms of prejudice. From a very young age, before they can walk away or defend themselves, women are taught that they are how they look, not what they do or what they know. (1)

There are no mirrors of any kind in here. If there were, I’d want to smash them, but I wouldn’t. Instead, I’d probably just stare at them, giving myself negative affirmations.

Aren't fairy godmothers supposed to be nice and make you feel better about yourself?

...No, you're confusing fairy godmothers with sales clerks.