I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket.

I pray that no child of mine would ever descend into such a place as a library. They are indeed most dangerous places and unfortunate is she or he who is lured into such a hellhole of enjoyment, stimulus, facts, passion and fun.

What do the Texans say? All hat, no cattle.

Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.

He who boasts much can do little

The people who boast the most usually have absolutely no idea what they are boasting about.