I'm not trouble at all. I'm just a guy trying to get a girl to give him the time of day. I'm like every song on the radio.

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

Little boys tease little girls when they’re 8, and women still love it when they’re 28 and 48.

Never let a boy know you’re crazy about him. He’ll lose interest, and then you’ll be a loser.

Little boys tease little girls when they’re 8, and women still love it when they’re 28 and 48.

~Do you like him much?
~I told you I like him a little. Where is the use of caring for him so very much? He is full of faults.
~Is he?
~All boys are.
~More than girls?
~Very likely. Wise people say it is folly to think anyboy perfect, and as to likes and diskiles, we should be friendly to all, and worship none.