I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know.

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, it’s an involuntary explosion of the lungs. The lungs need to replenish themselves with oxygen. So you laugh, you breathe, the blood runs, and everything is circulating. If you don’t laugh, you’ll die.

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

He tried to look up more about magical curses online – but as usual, the internet wasn’t a huge help, and mostly just its best to convince him he was about to die. - 'Only Human' by Meredith Katz

Any idiot can put up a website.