I’m sure all of that’s true. Especially the anal bit--Marshall’s always been an ass--but I don’t see how this is relevant, unless of course I’m mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella
Krista Alasti
Related When loved ones die, people always say, “Don’t be sad. I’m sure they would have wanted you to ... ESTHER EARL I’m not his bodyguard,” said Isabelle. “I’m his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick... CASSANDRA CLARE You may not have noticed, but I’m not what you’d call conventionally beautiful. In fact, you mig... DAVID LEVITHAN I think Lee has always seen me as somewhat of an obstacle between him and Christina. I know I’m ov... KARINA HALLE I’m done. I’m old, I’m sad - that’s on a good day. I want out of this mess. But I don’t wa... JENNIFER EGAN i’m afraid i’ll lose you if i share all that’s real. i’m afraid i’ll lose myself if i... SCOTT STABILE You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ... JOEL OSTEEN I’m not standard; I’m deviant. But I’m not alone. I’m a complete freak of nature, and I emer... TARAH WHEELER That’s because the true purpose of money is to manipulate others and make them feel lesser than yo... RANSOM RIGGS Her mother sits down on the churned-up ground near the fence. I’m tired, she says. It’s only two... ALI SMITH And because I’m so out of control, I can’t help myself. I’m not even mine anymore, I’m yours... RAINBOW ROWELL "People ask me what I’m going to do when i get out of the Army, I always tell them, "I’m not sur... NATHAN ELMO MELO Pamela, I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up! Lemme t... LOUIS C.K. I’m sure you despise me,” she sobbed, looking up at him through tearful eyes. “Desp... DAN BROWN All I’m saying is that I want you to be happy. I don’t care how it happens, or what it takes to ... AGNOSTIC ZETETIC I’m sick of them. I never want to see them again. Except Aros; he smells nice. And Rome; because h... JAYMIN EVE I’m erased. I’m gone. I’m nothing. And then the world is free to flow into me like water into ... JERRY SPINELLI I wouldn’t know what to do with daughters,' he says. 'Exchange them for sons?' 'But the... KAUI HART HEMMINGS It takes a really long time to realize this, but if you’re lucky you eventually see that you’ve ... C. JOYBELL C. It may almost always be the right thing for others but it usually wasn’t the right thing for you,�... KRISTEN ASHLEY You’re so immature.” “Blue hair. That’s all I’m saying.” “Bite me, dead girl.” I sho... CHLOE NEILL I am. I’m rude because I don’t conform to society’s standards that white lies are inconsequent... WHITNEY BARBETTI Shivers heaved out a sigh. “Just trying to make tomorrow that bit better than today is all. I’m ... JOE ABERCROMBIE Some people applaud my no nonsense approach to life. Others say my methods are “extreme”. Where ... CARLOS WALLACE Elena glanced up at him, taking in his words. “If you get rid of your fear? You know, I never look... DIANNA HARDY It’ll make you feel better.” "By making me dead?” I asked. “I mean, I’m sure that wo... RACHEL HAWKINS How can you be falling for me if you already love me?” “Because, even though a part of me d... RACHEL SPANSWICK I’m sorry, Livvie, I really am. You kill me. Pepper spray? I’ve tracked you all over the world a... C.J. ROBERTS Have you ever noticed how as an adult, all the bright colors go out of your life? Now that I’m not... REBECCA MCNUTT That’s when I have to ask him. “Can you really talk like that? Being holy and all?” MARKUS ZUSAK I’m thinking,” he said, following the flick of my tongue over my bottom lip, “that I look at y... SARAH J. MAAS Stop telling me I’m oppressed.....I’m not a victim. I don’t know why feminists are so hellbent... HANNAH BLEAU Frankly, I don’t think I could hang out with you if you weren’t the vice type of guy.” �... KARINA HALLE Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that... WALL STREET JOURNAL I’m sorry I’m slow.” He brushes my hair over my shoulder. “You’re not slow.” KATIE MCGARRY Perfection isn’t real, and looks don’t really matter.
How sweet, how true, how caring, how kind�... OLASOT I’m a cold-hearted bastard. I’m insular, I’m jaded, a workaholic, I’m ruthless and I’m sel... ALLY BLAKE I don’t feel rejected by the sky. I’m a part of it- tiny, to be sure, but everything is tiny com... DR. CARL SAGAN I’m two hours late when I pull in to the driveway. It won’t matter that I’m always on time. Pe... CORRINE JACKSON Don’t cry, Treasure. You’ll get me all wet and then I’ll melt. I’m made of sugar, don’t yo... KADY CROSS Ritsu: "I’m a complete failure. At everything I do, I’m absolutely worthless. I know this, and y... NATSUKI TAKAYA You can ignore me, Rachel, and you can try to treat me as a friend, but none of that will erase the ... KATIE MCGARRY I’m an Exquisite Black Queen! I like, love, and celebrate myself. I don’t fit society’s beauty... STEPHANIE LAHART I’m sorry for hurting you. I know I did. I’m most likely dead now, and I guess if there’s any ... MICHAEL GRANT I’m not God, and I can’t always offer chances. I’m not sure if this won’t be your last. KELLYN ROTH I’d kiss you, too, if I was closer.”(claire) “I wouldn’t,” Michael said. “I don’t... RACHEL CAINE Oh, but this gift isn’t the same as an ermine. This is property. Don’t you understand how rare t... TESSA DARE When I’m with you," he began again, "it’s like… I still don’t feel normal. But I can see nor... JENNIFER ECHOLS It’s 11 am and I’m sitting in a restaurant 3 beers in. Believe me, even I’m surprised <... CLEMENTINE VON RADICS I’m sorry. I don’t know how many times to tell you this for you to know it,” I continued. “F... FELICIA TATUM Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I... MARK A. COOPER You’re still in love with her. She makes you want to live life. Personally, and this is just me, m... KARINA HALLE Now that I have you back, I’m never letting you go. That’s a promise. I’m not letting you go a... COLLEEN HOOVER I think you still love me, but we can’t escape the fact that I’m not enough for you. I knew this... HARUKI MURAKAMI I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I know I can make this up to you. Don’t hate me. PENELOPE DOUGLAS People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. Why should I? I’ve got it two ways - I’m... GEORGE F. BURNS I don’t think I’m any good at this. Boy–girl. Person–person. I don’t trust anybody. Not an... RAINBOW ROWELL I’m not good at saying what I’m feeling. I’m just not built that way. But, I want you to let m... SUMMER HINES Someone tried to kill me, and I’m going swimming. I’m going swimming, because it doesn’t matte... JENNIFER LYNN BARNES I think you’re confused as to the nature of our relationship. You and I, we don’t get along. You... ILONA ANDREWS «Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to ma... JOHN GREEN I’m in love with you,” he said quietly. "Augustus," I said. "I am," he said. He ... JOHN GREEN I’m not Tate when I’m near Miles. I’m liquid, and liquid doesn’t know how to be firm or stan... COLLEEN HOOVER I know there’s something troubling you. I’m not going to ask what it is, if you don’t want to ... ERIN HUNTER I’m on a side of a road somewhere, stuck in the middle of a very deep hole, with no way of getting... JOHN GREEN You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through. You plugged us int... MAXIMUM RIDE IN MAXIMUM RIDE SCHOOL'S OUT - FOREVER BY JAMES PATTERSON I’m so used to planning for guys, dressing and undressing for them and trying to morph myself into... LAURIE ELIZABETH FLYNN He's a mass of contradictions. Unfortunately, that only seems to enhance his appeal. I’m... SIOBHAN DAVIS Knock him out, Paris!' 'Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it? GENA SHOWALTER I don’t intimidate you at all, do I? (Acheron) Well, when you chased me through Kyrian’s ho... SHERRILYN KENYON This is a bad story.” “Sorry. I’m really sorry. I shouldn’t have told you.” “N... EMMA DONOGHUE Albert, I don’t know how long we can keep Sam involved at all,” she said. “You’re upset... MICHAEL GRANT I’m an egotist, but I’m not selfish. There’s a difference. I’m a neurotic, I guess. I can’... HENRY MILLER I’m not the author of my fears, but I sure feed them really well. CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH So I make no effort to hide my pain. I don’t ever put it all on display like this—but for today ... ANN AGUIRRE Mom’s not feeling well. So I’m making her a get well card.” “That’s thoughtful of you... BILL WATTERSON I’m getting the feeling that you two don’t like me. - Kristy MATTHEW LEETH So ask me if I am alright. 'I’m fine; I’m always fine.' You see this look in my eyes.<... EMMA ROSE KRAUS His forehead dropped to touch mine. “I’m gonna piss you off ‘cause I can be a dick. That’s w... KRISTEN ASHLEY I’m sick of hearing it. I don’t think it’s right to stand by while innocent people are being t... KRIS NOEL I’m pretty sure the past is only good for one thing and that’s getting a person where they are a... SUSAN DONOVAN I love you more than my own skin and even though you don’t love me the same way, you love me anywa... FRIDA KAHLO I’m not lookin’ to be anybody’s keeper. What I say and do is meant to protect me. If it works ... DAN GROAT LAST NITE I HAD A DREAM. NOW I KNOW FOUR THINGS. I KNOW THAT MY VOICE DOESN’T CHANGE – BUT I STI... JOHN IRVING So unless you really care about me as a person, stop bothering me. I’m done pretending, you should... BRYNNA GABRIELSON Listen, I’m the freak. I’m the weirdo. I’m the troublemaker. I start fights. I let people down... JENNIFER NIVEN There’s something simmering inside of me. Something I’ve never dared to tap into, something I’... TAHEREH MAFI Don’t do anything stupid." "Don’t worry," I whispered over the line, "I’m an expert on st... BRANDON SANDERSON Don’t try to fit me in a box… My life is not one dimensional. I’m the summer breeze and the hu... STEVE MARABOLI I’m a simple man without a lot of complicated twists and turns. Look down my throat and you can se... LIU CIXIN Forgive me, I’m being a bit crude and rude about this, but I can’t make the reality prettier tha... HENDRIK GROEN You can accelerate your training if you know how to train properly, but you still don’t need to be... SHANE SNOW It’s probably not just by chance that I’m alone. It would be very hard for a man to live with me... COCO CHANEL I’m typing this as loudly as I can to deceive our lovely Indian maid that I can type amazingly qui... ESKAY TEEL I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every da... JAROD KINTZ Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.” “Don’t make me angry-kiss you.” “Give m... RAINBOW ROWELL I realized I’m in love. It's always been right in front of me. RICHELLE MEAD I don’t want to be dead. I’m curious about how things will turn out. This is good, right? MARIAN KEYES Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the ... JAYE FRANCES First of all . . . I have standards. I’ve never been with an ugly woman. Ever. Second of all,... JAMIE MCGUIRE
More Krista Alasti
So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into th... KRISTA ALASTI I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran KRISTA ALASTI Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the loc... KRISTA ALASTI Don’t be hating on my peacock. It’s just not right. - Kye KRISTA ALASTI You’re starting to look like you did before, and that’s not good because what you looked like wa... KRISTA ALASTI Just shut up and talk. - Shella KRISTA ALASTI Mystery is a birthright of theology and faith, but you often do find religious people grasping for a... KRISTA TIPPETT Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers. KRISTA TIPPETT I can sue you for harassment". "Lets play that fucking game." Lo replies "lets see whose ... KRISTA RITCHIE Depression can kill you. It can also be a spiritually enriching experience. It's really an impor... KRISTA TIPPETT Intelligence alone does not get us where we need to go or even necessarily where we want to go. For ... KRISTA TIPPETT Tolerance is not really a lived virtue; it's more of a cerebral ascent. KRISTA TIPPETT Buddhist mindfulness is about the present, but I also think it's about being real. Being awake t... KRISTA TIPPETT I put a lot of faith in dreams. I know that big movie roles and opportunities are going to happen. KRISTA ALLEN I like to say that I'm tracing the intersection between big ideas and human experience, between ... KRISTA TIPPETT Cheekbones that cut like ice and eyes like liquid scotch. Loren Hale is an alcoholic beverage and he... KRISTA RITCHIE Promises from Lo are like bars at 2 a.m.--empty. KRISTA RITCHIE I love you,” he says again, “and no other man will ever say those words and mean them the way I ... KRISTA RITCHIE No one told me you can love someone and still be miserable. How is that possible? KRISTA RITCHIE Wait for me.” The words come out choked and pained. “I need you to wait for me. KRISTA RITCHIE Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurt... KRISTA ALLEN Life is too short not to do a little practical joking. KRISTA ALLEN I'm a firm believer that it's not the way you look or what you have, but what you've got inside. KRISTA ALLEN I think men are a beautiful creation. KRISTA ALLEN At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it. KRISTA ALLEN I called them because my car was taken without my permission. My baby was inside of my car and they ... KRISTA ALLEN [She has learned a lot from her political job.] Every morning I wake up an hour early and attend bri... KRISTA ALLEN You don't catch him. He comes to you. KRISTA ALLEN I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner worki... KRISTA ALLEN I don't accept the idea that there are two sides to any issue. I think that the middle ground is... KRISTA TIPPETT You realized you were surrounded by love, that you were held by love, and that you’d had too small... KRISTA TIPPETT Just repeat this phrase whenever you feel the urge to jump some other guy’s bones.” His mou... KRISTA RITCHIE I’m drawn to the Jewish notion of the soul, nephesh, which is not something preexistent but emerge... KRISTA TIPPETT Whether it's men, women—it doesn't really matter. The human race is filled with passion and lust. ... KRISTA RITCHIE That's Susan. She's always doing stuff like that. KRISTA RAPPAHAHN I’m strangely comforted when I hear from scientists that human beings are the most complex creatur... KRISTA TIPPETT I make no apologies for the fact that I have a religious life of my own. I'm speaking as a Chris... KRISTA TIPPETT It's not superstition. I keep getting hit, so I've kept wearing it. The trainer told me it could sti... KRISTA RAPPAHAHN It's a high-energy team. We have some great freshman talent and they bring a lot of energy, too. KRISTA RAPPAHAHN My experience here has been amazing. The coaching staff is super knowledgeable; they get to know you... KRISTA RAPPAHAHN The fear of losing each other is always stronger than the pain we cause. KRISTA RITCHIE I'm glad we had a year of experience, so we could come back and show we could do it. KRISTA WALKER She's big down there and can put it up strong. KRISTA WALKER We were there for each other. KRISTA WALKER It got really familiar. It's not something you want to be familiar with. KRISTA WALKER At high school I wanted to be a million different things so acting is the one profession where you c... KRISTA VENDY If we win the rebounding war, we'll have a much better chance to win the game. KRISTA VANDEVENTER We have to defend against her drive, so that will be tough. We'll have other people guarding her som... KRISTA VANDEVENTER It was one turnover after another. KRISTA VANDEVENTER They made a lot of great runs. They weren't going to lay down and die. I thought we did a good job o... KRISTA VANDEVENTER We knew that the posts were going to front a lot, so, we looked for the lob pass a lot. We like to r... KRISTA VANDEVENTER They're just playing very, very well right now. We've been forced to work as a team a lot more these... KRISTA VANDEVENTER And it goes down through the dam and the water spins the turbine that helps create the power. KRISTA UMSCHEID If these [dry] conditions continue we could be looking at Lake Travis going down another 20 feet or ... KRISTA UMSCHEID A drop of 17 feet can mean a drastic change in how the lake looks out here. There's a lot of exposed... KRISTA UMSCHEID We think we're highly competitive right now and getting more so. KRISTA TILLMAN To be very parochial, most of our employees are implementers and very focused on customers and custo... KRISTA TILLMAN It is not our goal to serve every customer out there. It is our goal to provide as many products and... KRISTA TILLMAN Is it the end or the beginning? I think it's the beginning, from my perspective. It's far from the e... KRISTA TILLMAN If we brought mentors in it would help us. I think it will give kids a chance to learn more than the... KRISTA SPINDLER I thought if my mom has something that she can do with children with acting and speaking to your pee... KRISTA SPINDLER I'm really excited. This is the chance of a lifetime. KRISTA SPINDLER Every single game we've had has been a close one. But I found we were more relaxed today. We were ge... KRISTA SCHARF Maybe in juniors, but not in ladies' play. It was a little intense, but I'll take it. It was a strug... KRISTA SCHARF With the age thing, it's kind of fun. And we bug Lorraine every now and then, but they also bug me b... KRISTA SCHARF I was talking to somebody about this the other night. How would you guard us? Do you put a big man o... KRISTA SANCHEZ They're always like, 'What can I do for you,' not, 'What can you do for me. That's why everybody lov... KRISTA SANCHEZ It's amazing. When you put a little bit of pressure on her, then she's OK. Like it makes it easier. KRISTA SANCHEZ I remember when we came in as freshman and Coach [Sherri] Coale would talk about that 2002 team. To ... KRISTA SANCHEZ That's what we talked about at halftime having patience, working to get the shots we wanted and r... KRISTA PETERSON I'm really proud of the way my people played. They left all they had out on the floor. The differenc... KRISTA PETERSON I'm proud of the progress we've made. We should have won that game, up by six, and that letdown w... KRISTA PETERSON From a fan's perspective, it was probably a great game to watch. I thank all the fans we had come ou... KRISTA MIKESCH We started slow, but we once we started to play Michigan Tech volleyball everything started to work ... KRISTA MIKESCH It's always great to get a sweep on the road, especially this road trip. For the first time all year... KRISTA MIKESCH I just told them if they played Michigan Tech volleyball and played the way they play every day in p... KRISTA MIKESCH I told our girls I was happy with the way they fought back and took it to five games, but I thought ... KRISTA MIKESCH There's no stars on our roster. Everyone made a contribution tonight. KRISTA MENARD It was just our press-breaker. We knew what kind of in-your-face defense Windsor is noted for and we... KRISTA MENARD Oh my God, words can't express my happiness. KRISTA MENARD I'm sure that's probably true. We also work with a wonderful (booking) agency, McKinney Associates o... KRISTA KHONE That's the most we've ever had and pretty much the max. The Clarion says it can't hold much more. KRISTA KHONE He will tell us if it's a good fit, based on his knowledge of the speaker. Sometimes, we get lucky t... KRISTA KHONE I'd give anything for these girls. KRISTA FOSTER It's an amazing experience for any student-athlete to just have the academic background. To be able ... KRISTA FOSTER I'm so excited. It is going to be a wonderful opportunity for me. KRISTA FARR This is amazing. It's what we've all dreamed of and worked for. KRISTA FARR We just wanted to win. We're a Bonneville Team. It just comes down to if someone's on fire, give her... KRISTA FARR My songs are about anything my son does that I seem to find funny and that all dads and moms can enj... KRISTA EYLER While I was singing in the car, I thought to myself, there needed to be a female children's singer/s... KRISTA EYLER I've always been open to new opportunities. KRISTA EYLER The feeling is, we're due for a major catastrophic event to occur here. We're doing this in order to... KRISTA CONTE It was a combination of factors. We have, by far, the largest market share of any carrier in the sta... KRISTA CONTE We have had the largest share of the market for decades. It's time for some of the other insurers to... KRISTA CONTE It was not in the spirit of community. We'll be working with the Beer-Bike coordinators to straighte... KRISTA COMER It was between people who have different visions of how to lead a Christian life. Some people though... KRISTA COMER People came to speak with us one-on-one and then there were group e-mails. There got to be what we c... KRISTA COMER We explicitly asked people not to submit divisive themes at cabinet. KRISTA COMER Back in goal, I don't get a lot of action, but the action I do get is tough. KRISTA COLEMAN You don't have the advantage of knowing absolutely everything that has happened in its life. But tha... KRISTA CLARK The plan was to get it into Katie (Daly) so every time I saw her I chucked it at her. She was incred... KRISTA CLARK This is insane. I can't compare this to anything in my life. This was crazy, but I knew we could do ... KRISTA CLARK Sheltered Paws has found homes for 12 dogs in the past two months. I directly helped with two. That'... KRISTA CLARK I want to love you more than I love this" --he waves his bottle--"and I don't know how else to do it... KRISTA RITCHIE I think the six of us—we’re all strong. We’re each just a different kind of strong. But we all... KRISTA RITCHIE you're easily lovable, Loren Hale. KRISTA RITCHIE I love you and no other man will ever say those words and mean them the way I do."-Loren Hale KRISTA RITCHIE In this moment, I'm yours. KRISTA RITCHIE Would you like a glass or are you still being obnoxious? KRISTA RITCHIE A tiger would birth a baby llama sooner than Rose would be barefoot in a dirty club. KRISTA RITCHIE Hatred is an animal you feed, and I imagined that after four years, Aaron’s became plump and bloat... KRISTA RITCHIE I don’t think there’s a black and white answer. I think I’ve been swimming in the gray st... KRISTA RITCHIE I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don’t come off like a complete prick. KRISTA RITCHIE It just happened, Lo. I can’t take it back, and I honestly wouldn’t.” I think that should... KRISTA RITCHIE People talk about you like you're Jesus, but you're not. You only pull out the miracles to save your... KRISTA RITCHIE I know the kind of remorse that puts deep pain on your chest, the kind that feels as weighted as Atl... KRISTA RITCHIE I’m going to take care of you now. I’m going to fill you so deep that you’re going to wish you... KRISTA RITCHIE Lo shakes his head at him. “What?” he says. ”You’re walking a thin fucking line.�... KRISTA RITCHIE She shrunk into herself and waited for me to stare at her like she was gross an dirty. But I just wa... KRISTA RITCHIE It doesn’t matter if she wanted it or not. No self-respecting man would offer something like that ... KRISTA RITCHIE You think you’re indebted to your parents because they gave you everything you have. But they didn... KRISTA RITCHIE Some battles are best fought with a sidekick. KRISTA RITCHIE He’s Loren Hale. Ice and whiskey. Powerful and intoxicating. KRISTA RITCHIE You could have knocked ... Or, you know, announced your entrance like they do on Downton Abbey KRISTA RITCHIE Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan emp... KRISTA RITCHIE Because I think she loves you more than she loves sex. And you love her more than you love alcohol, ... KRISTA RITCHIE I thought Rose was making that fucking shit up.” “When you string together curse words, I g... KRISTA RITCHIE I could not live without Lo. He is as much a part of me as the sun is a part of the sky, as the eart... KRISTA RITCHIE His lips rise. “I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don’t come off like... KRISTA RITCHIE He stands confidently in his hot pink mankini. When I told him it was the only suit left, he literal... KRISTA RITCHIE I need you to know that I’m not going anywhere. I’ll always be here when you come home. There wi... KRISTA RITCHIE I have so many regrets. I don’t believe anyone who says they don’t. How can you live life making... KRISTA RITCHIE Why is it that the people you come to love are the ones that seem to hurt you the most? KRISTA RITCHIE I can't help but laugh into my next sip of water. For the first time, mine doesn't seem so bad. KRISTA RITCHIE He is my breath. My soul. My life-force. I have spent forever with him. KRISTA RITCHIE What’s going to happen,” he breathes, “is that I’m going to carry you through this door. I�... KRISTA RITCHIE Sometimes the person we think we’ll become is the person we already are, and the person we truly b... KRISTA RITCHIE She went a little fucking overboard on her anger." He looks at me. "Her daughters are all a bit nuts... KRISTA RITCHIE Lo: “How much did it hurt?” Ryke: “Did what hurt?” Lo: “Watching her with other ... KRISTA RITCHIE Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be ... KRISTA ALLEN Love was holding someone's hand when you wanted to escape. KRISTA VAN DOLZER