I'm sure that the average person thought we would fold up right there. That's all everyone thinks we're about, anyway. Alexander, Alexander, Alexander. But it's about the brotherhood. Shaun's a great player, but we have a lot of weapons around here.
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does Aristotle his teache... O ANNA NIEMUS The answer isn't more time but a greater awareness of the time we have. CRAIG GROESCHEL If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes. PLUTARCH If I were not Alexander, I would be Diogenes. ALEXANDER THE GREAT What if Alexander Graham Bell's name were Alexander Graham Siren? The phone wouldn't ring, it would ... GEORGE CARLIN A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough. [Alexander's tombstone epit... ALEXANDER THE GREAT Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame? BRUCE BAWER I like to think I am the best there is at what I do, and so I have conquered the world like Alexande... ALEX SPANOS Alexander is an incredibly gifted young player, and we are excited to have him join our club. GEORGE MCPHEE And they drew Alexander out of the multitude, the Jews putting him forward. And Alexander beckoned w... BIBLE Don Quixote is not an imaginary person; he is as real as Alexander the Great. DEJAN STOJANOVIC In my opinion, at least, the splendid achievements of Alexander are the clearest possible proof that... ARRIAN Alexander Woollcott did say she (Parker) would be Mrs. Benchley if there wasn't one already. We play... GINNY REDINGTON One must live as if it would be forever, and as if one might die each moment. Always both at once. MARY RENAULT True contentment depends not upon what we have; a tub was large enough for Diogenes, but a world was... CHARLES CALEB COLTON Gen. Alexander will have to clean up the mess. We need to know if the money is being properly spent. MATTHEW AID He never hears the truth about himself by not wishing to hear it." Pope Alexander BARBARA W. TUCHMAN I was a titan, the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. My style was impetuous, my defenses were im... MIKE TYSON All gardening is landscape painting,' said Alexander Pope. REBECCA SOLNIT In the fall of 1943 we brought home our second son, whom we named Alexander. HARPO MARX One globe seemed all too small for the youthful Alexander. JUVENAL After Alexander scored its second goal, the girls looked like they wanted to quit and say, 'Here we ... ABEL LOPEZ You're right, but Alexander Cartwright was a good friend of Shakespeare's and they played a prototyp... FRAN HEALY opened its doors to residents of the Alexander Youth Center and others with special needs. BARBARA WEBB I like Alexander McQueen's work a lot: he's always pushing boundaries, and he's rough ar... SAM TAYLOR-WOOD You are the damnedest creature! You make me think of the old story about Alexander the Great. He wep... ANNE RICE James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser. DIANA GABALDON It is surely no coincidence that Napoleon's two greatest heroes were Alexander the Great and Jul... SAUL DAVID The next four-story townhouse that comes up on Alexander will go in the fives. SID MILLER If I were not Alexander, then should wish to be Diogenes. ALEXANDER, THE GREAT We got excellent pitching. Seven hits and two earned runs for the day. That's the best game Alexande... CHASE TIDWELL Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Sm... ALEXANDER SMITH The key to success is to have a comprehensive understanding of the lock - John Alexander T JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM I ran out with Hunter, but Hamish and Bevan caught us,'' Alexander said. HAMISH CARTER Would Alexander, madman as he was, have been so much a madman, had it not been for Homer? SAMUEL RICHARDSON I think she'll be a huge asset at Alexander. SUPERINTENDENT LEA BARRETT I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring... JAMES JOYCE In Homers Ilias scheint Thetis jedenfalls keine Einwände gegen die Beziehung ihres Sohnes Ac... YUVAL NOAH HARARI Envy consists in seeing things never in themselves, but only in their relations. If you desire glory... BERTRAND RUSSELL I said to him (Alexander) that if I were to put him back in the game and he were to get hurt, I woul... MIKE HOLMGREN One whom it is easier to hate, but still easier to quote--Alexander Pope. AUGUSTINE BIRRELL It's special to block for Shaun Alexander. MACK STRONG I'm disappointed with myself because I still think I could have done way better than what I did. But... DIEGO ROMERO Alexander the Great slept with 'The Iliad' beneath his pillow. During the waning moon, I cradle Home... ROMAN PAYNE It's hard for me to say how we played. In close games, I worry more about coaching than the players.... JAY MURRAY We went under all these bridges, and Brad liked this one, the Pont de Alexander III, because it was ... BETSY COMPERRY I love all Helmut Lang. I love Alexander Wang and Alice+Olivia. ADDISON TIMLIN What we, Alexander City Arts Inc. try to do is just bring a variety of programs for our series. BEVERLY THOMAS What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small ... P. J. O'ROURKE Socrates had a student named Plato, Plato had a student named Aristotle, and Aristotle had a student... TOM MORRIS People constantly make the mistake of comparing London with New York, Milan and Paris and that's not... ANNA WINTOUR If it was in the interest of Rome to extend her conquests towards the East, and to enter on the inhe... THEODOR MOMMSEN We never would have thought that when we were kids we would be here, ... We just thought that we wou... LEROY BURRELL Tatiana: "Why did we spend two days fighting when we could have been doing this?" Alexander: "T... PAULLINA SIMONS Alexander the Great slept with 'The Iliad' beneath his pillow. Though I’ve never led a... ROMAN PAYNE To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the ... JOSEPH J. ELLIS Samuel Johnson said Alexander Pope's translation of the Iliad, "tuned the English tongue. HAROLD BLOOM To err is human; to forgive, divine. -Alexander Pope. ALEXANDER POPE When I started at Bloomingdale's as a buyer, Alexander's was a discounter across the street,... MICKEY DREXLER He might think I'm the devil, but Shaun Alexander is a great back. For the longest time, people said... CLINTON PORTIS I came to Berlin not to visit its museums and galleries, its operas, its theaters... but for the sak... BAYARD TAYLOR We still have two (vying for regional). That'll be cool (if both Alexander and United can make it to... LUIS VALDEZ Good-bye, my moonsong and my breath, my white nights and golden days, my fresh water and my fire. Go... PAULLINA SIMONS I suggest you keep your distance from her and concentrate on your own work.” “I’m in lov... ERIN MORGENSTERN I can easily imagine Socrates in Alexander's place; Alexander in that of Socrates - never MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE There are grades of concussions. I think if I showed [Alexander] a picture of a truck, he'd say it's... MIKE HOLMGREN When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. ... SID WADDELL Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of... NAPOLéON BONAPARTE I have talked with (Alexander City Baseball-Softball Association president) Chad Woods, and we will ... SCOTT GOSLIN They must therefore not spoil Alexander's undertaking, especially when they were almost at the c... ARRIAN There are certain people who elicit a really passionate response. It's crazy. That's my Alex... TAYLOR SWIFT ....and when Tatiana lifted her glistening eyes to him, Alexander was looking down at her with his I... PAULLINA SIMONS Being the personal protector, blocker for Shaun Alexander and then look what Shaun has done. MIKE HOLMGREN We are all, I suppose, beholden to our parents - the question is, how much? JODI PICOULT I was living alone before, Campbell, if that's what you're asking." She looks at me over the edge of... JODI PICOULT Nor public flame, nor private, dares to shine; Nor human spark is left, nor glimpse divine! ALEXANDER POPE Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjo... HORACE WALPOLE If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it wo... RICHARD KADREY Alexander is a current Swedish international who is looking to go to the World Cup finals. GEORGE BURLEY Alexander Nikolayevich was a defender ? a defender of our country, of democracy, of freedom of peopl... ANDREI ILLARIONOV Being born is a gift, dying is a pleasure ..living is the true adventure. - John Alexander T JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM I spend a lot of time on eBay buying vintage. I also really like Alexander Wang, Miu Miu, Vivienne W... KATIE MCGRATH It was a great day all around. We were definitely here to have a good time and it was all about the ... JOE URSO I felt somehow for many years that George Washington and Alexander Hamilton just left me out by mist... BARBARA JORDAN Walking the runway with Alexander McQueen, I really had to dig deep. You're with Kate Moss and N... AIMEE MULLINS When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the cl... ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL He might think I'm the devil, but Shaun Alexander is a great back. For the longest time, people said... CLINTON PORTIS Doctors Know A Lot About Disease, But Know Nothing About Health! THEHEALTHFOODGURU The Golden Mean is for the weakling, it was not meant for the likes of Alexander the Great, Cyrus, P... BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Even a moderniser like Alexander II - who emancipated the serfs in 1861 - had no intention of devolv... SAUL DAVID Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and myself founded empires; but what foundation did we rest the crea... NAPOLEON BONAPARTE Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured. "Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back. CASSANDRA CLARE My favourite designers are Alexander McQueen, YSL, Eskandar, Donna Karan and Lanvin. ANNE ROBINSON They say Alexander the Great slept with 'The Iliad' beneath his pillow. Though I have never led an a... ROMAN PAYNE Upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. ALEXANDER THE GREAT I am indebted to my father for living, but to my teacher for living well. {His teacher... ALEXANDER THE GREAT A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. ALEXANDER THE GREAT How great are the dangers I face to win a good name in Athens. ALEXANDER THE GREAT In faith and hope the world will disagree, But all mankind's concern is charity. ALEXANDER THE GREAT There is nothing impossible to him who will try. ALEXANDER THE GREAT
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