I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL dont read my diary when im gone, ok im going to work now , when you wake up please read my diary, lo...
KURT COBAIN I'm baking an apple pie tonight, and I dont care Mr.Carb.. Im eating it at 10pm with ice cream,. Tak...
NERISSA IRVING I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield.
JIM GAFFIGAN Im going to Invest in a Turtle shell so i dont have to Watch MY Back. add ME to the Ninja Turtles Li...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON when im mad i usually punch a wall but that doesnt work so when your mad you dont need to punch a wa...
DALLY SALAD I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers.
OGDEN NASH All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY My doctor said I dont use the same side of the brain everyone else uses. lol.. Im insane laawwwwdd ....
NERISSA IRVING You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW I need you here with me we look for our love but we dont find it im searching and searching, I reall...
SELENA GóMEZ Now I look like Rodney Dangerfield. He wasn't too bad looking when he was younger.
BILL PETERSON Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH We're the Rodney Dangerfield of the league. Nobody knows who we are.
STEVE TAYLOR the difference between me and everyone else is....i know im crazi
NICK HILL Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Whenever the press quits abusing me I know Im in the wrong pew. I dont mind it because when they thr...
HARRY S TRUMAN sometimes the whole internet and world also seems the whole piece of mud,
and it kills me...
but i d...
SVETLANA SHCHEDRINA | LUCKYOPTIMIST Today's college graduates take IM in the office for granted. If you protect your email systems but i...
ED GOLOD Im trending therefore I am.
EDWARD SQUIRE Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER Expect me nigga like you'd expect jesus to come back expect me nigga im coming.
TUPAC SHAKUR I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD when i meet someone new they tell me that im crazy or that i need personal and that im the weirdest ...
DALLY SALAD Note To Kids: I Never Drunk Alcohol,, Smoked or did Drugs and Im Still Cool..
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for com...
ROBERT KLEIN Im going to use you and abuse you a distortion of the truth!
THOMAS WALLACE SCHERZER Im very nurturing.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE I don't know limits, that's why I'am infinite and even when im gone I will still remain Sun
DALADIER We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ...
CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN I like being full of mystery and wonder, people always know im up to something but never know exactl...
NIKKI ROWE The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun...
CHRIS SHIPLEY Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY Okay.
JOHN GREEN I know im awesome because if i was superman the first thing i would do is build a suit made out of l...
NATHAN ELMO MELO i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD We're the IM generation. They're going to put our screen names on our tombstones.
JUSTIN YOUNG YOU. ARE. PERFECT. You are. Im talking to YOU. and dont you dare think otherwise...embrace the entit...
KAIDEN BLAKE Im proud that Im a politician. A politician is a man who understands government, and it takes a poli...
HARRY S TRUMAN Sad and lonely cannot be the same, Not if im sad in you're little crowd.
LAWRENCE P. LE BLANC Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF Think about visual IM (instant messaging).
RON GARRIQUES Im in the state of Imbroglio
NOBLE DA GENIUS the sentence im reading is terrific ...
J.D. SALINGER Im still betting on you. - Cinna.
SUZANNE COLLINS Dont strew me with roses after Im dead. When Death claims the light of my brow,No flowers of life wi...
THOMAS F. HEALEY When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or yo...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD I over analyze situations because Im scared of what may happen if I'm not prepared for it.
TURCOIS OMINEK Life is Like a Piano,, and Im Playing Beethoven...
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) One, two, three, Im gon be crazy and free.
NICK [Considering that a Pew Internet study in July found that three-quarters of online teens use IM, the...
JUSTIN YOUNG The money coming into the game [football] is incredible. But it is just the prune-juice effect - it ...
ALAN SUGAR I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli...
BENJABR, HASSAN Im a soulless lawyer. Give me any opinion and I can argue it.
MEGYN KELLY Im more in love with Rock n Roll today than other things. It grows, you know?
BON SCOTT Today my mouth is bigger than my heart.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word.
But, I'm sorry. I Love Y...
FEMALE IMAGINATION When you take your step your dream comes true,you see the sky with fluffy clouds you take your breat...
SELENA GóMEZ Im going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here.
ROY ACUFF We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS Im finally glad to see this move forward,
JIM RICE They're fake bullets, so why do I feel like Im bleeding out?
JODI PICOULT Im Holding onto What i Hope Will Keep You by My side
DALLAS GREEN A Bullet is a man, from time to time he strays, I compare my life to this, To this I relate. And Im ...
CHRIS CORNELL Some days i wake up ready to take one huge risk, push myself past the limits of my mind and body, bu...
AMIR RIVEROLL Beware the Asian Bear!!
MICHAEL IM try and kick me while im down ill break ur leg
LIL WAYNE Im a trackstar running thru life, chasing my dream.
50 CENT revolver under my bed as im pouring liquor out
NOBLE DA GENIUS Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
KANYE WEST I' ve been shot five times but im still breathing living proof there a god if you need a reason.
TUPAC SHAKUR Hail! Thou as victor crowned.
[Ger., Heil dir im Siegerkranz.]
B.G. SCHUMACHER Hackers have discovered IM; it's the new playground for them.
ANDREW LOCHART You'll never find another like me because im the original.
RACHEL W Gerechtigkeit gibt es in der Hölle. Im Himmel herrscht Gnade.
JULI ZEH Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
ROSS LYNCH I think Im going to run for President when I'm 35. Black, Women, and long locs...Lord help them. I w...
NERISSA IRVING IT departments have spent a lot of money on security. They've hardened the castle walls but left the...
ART GILLILAND "yes i own a whaler boat, it slides across the sea some folks say im a part of it i know its part of...
JIMMY BUFFETT Im like Captain America.... accept with a better body, smarter and 2 deployments...
NATHAN ELMO MELO The issue of IM is that it's being used on the public networks. IM is subject to all the same proble...
ANDREW LOCHART Yes Im young,We Belong,Love Is Sung,By the peaceful Song...Listen Please, You'll fall to your knees,...
NOT YER TYPICAL DORK There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie...
TOM EID You can turn off the sun, but im still ganna shine!
JASON MRAZ Im a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl
BJORK Im on a roller coaster that only goes up my friend.
JOHN GREEN I am not going to stop when i'm exhausted..I only stop when im done..things never done..that is mean...
EJUMP SCHIFFLER My words control your body and your mind like a symbiot
im a phenominon
i had to interpose
NOBLE DA GENIUS I realize im black, but id like to be viewed as a person, and that is everybodys wish.
MICHAEL JORDAN I've met so many remarkable people so far, coming up through stand-up all these years, who just ...
BOB SAGET Wenn die Einwände im Vordergrund stehen, rücken die Ideen in den Hintergrund.
CARSTEN K. RATH Im for rules but when rules conflicts humanity i will stand against it at all cost
MICHAEL STRONG No matter what happens or what you go through im here for you i always will be.No one will keep me f...
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RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Let me make it clear: I support health care reform. I just don't support Nancy Pelosi's vers...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN I think it's better to wear outfits because everyone has on the same thing.
RODNEY HUGHES I don't see how you can grow as a world without being able to get along with people. So many peo...
RODNEY KING Hands-on experience is the best way to learn about all the interdisciplinary aspects of robotics.
RODNEY BROOKS I saw my hometown burning that day.
RODNEY KING The purpose of the 'Way Forward Group' is simply to do, in a formal way, what the royal family in Br...
RODNEY BARKER The current sleaze scandal is potentially very, very damaging indeed for the government, because the...
RODNEY BARKER If you look at almost any prominent political thinking intellectual these days, they have all moved ...
RODNEY BARKER This is purely an intellectual endeavor.
RODNEY MARTIN 'It's Alright, Ma' would be the prototype for that tune, I freely admit, ... When I was 12 years old...
RODNEY CROWELL I kicked it in full gear on the last lap, and ran it in like 52 seconds.
RODNEY OYLER The only place for women in football is making the tea at half-time.
RODNEY MARSH ...but we know better now, don't we?
RODNEY LOVELL So maybe with the research robots that are out there, people will come up with ways to use them to t...
RODNEY BROOKS The Keystone pipeline is one of those things that's sort of a political driver. And mostly, the ...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' T...
RODNEY ATKINS Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.
RODNEY LOVELL An infinitesimal illumination is most valuable in the darkest room.
RODNEY LOVELL Sometimes a significant truth is found in a simple sentence.
RODNEY LOVELL