I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Be happy, it drives people crazy.

I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.

Sorry I can't come today. My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle's fish died. and it was tragic.

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.