I'm the kind of person to wait until I've gained ten pounds to start exercising.

They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!

I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead...

It wouldn't be bad to look like a cross between Rita Hayworth and Elizabeth Taylor.

Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I'm as good as any man? Yes.

Whenever women catfight, men think it's going to turn to sex.